*That's not natural Nico. Chrus said that you need another hobby and I just so happen to agree with him. I'm ready to see you, I'm so horney and ever since being with you jerking off has lost its appeal. We're out of food. Jonny ate all our rations and now everyone's starving. This sucks. The only good part was when Jonny was beaten into a bloody pulp for the food. So now we have to go hunting. Kill me now.🏹⛏🔫🗡🔪🔨✂💰🎻👗👠💄💣*
^Umm what? Ok, let me get this straight. You want me to kill you by shooting you with a crossbow, then hit you with a pickaxe, shoot you with a gun and stab you with 2 different knifes. Then smash u with a hammer and scissors. Sell all your stuff and hit you with a violin, dress you as a girl in a blue dress, red heels, lip stick, and blow you up with a bomb. Please say your joking. Nd if ur not I'm sending you to a mental ward for the rest of your life.^
*Lol, I'm not mental but if I don't get out of these tree's I will be. Why would I wanna be dressed as a girl and then blown up, Idk. I'm soo horney, all my friends are fucking in the woods and you can literally hear their moans. Either our teacher is death or he's ignoring it. I'm voting for the latter. Anyway, they found my phone today but didn't take it. Probably cause I'm the only one without a person to fuck. I swear I saw the teachers walking off into the woods. Ugh, that's one mental image I don't need. Night love text you later,✉*
^I'm srry u can't fuck me love, but I'll make it up to you later. And Idk, but that's what I came up with. Your right teachers in the woods with horney teenagers is probably one of the worst mental pictures ever! Imagine seeing it in real life. Mom's doing the most for my birthday. She says you only turn 15 once. When I told her I didn't wanna have it cause you weren't there she looked like someone cancelled Christmas for eternity. Long story short I'm having the party. I miss you so much, gtg.❤💘^
*MENTAL IMAGE NICO! You jinxed me. I literally walked into that the moment u typed it. I thought you loved me yet you scar me for life. We're LEAVING! Much to the amusement of my classmates I jumped up and danced. I'm glad they don't have their phones, I don't need that on the internet. Gtg luv bye*
^Glad your coming love. Can't text tho. Birthday's tomorrow nd mom's making us clean. I love you.^
^Hey Perce, know u can't make it, but I love u nd all, see you when you get here.^
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15 year old Nico di Angelo was sitting on the living room couch beating his friends and family at cod. What made them all angry was that he was barley paying attention to the game and was winning. Nico was thinking about his boyfriend Percy Jackson. Ever since Nico had turned 11 neither had missed the other's birthday. But thanks to some stupid college trip, Percy couldn't make it. They'd exchanged texts, but it just wasn't the same. His phone buzzed which made him frown, all of his friends were here, so who was texting him. *Look behind you Neeks.*
Turning around Nico almost dropped his phone in shock. In front of him was Percy. "Percy!" He shouted before crashing their lips together. Nico was vagely aware if the fact that everyone was looking at them but he could hardley care, he'd missed Percy like nothing else. His hands slipped into Percy's hair as his boyfriend wrapped his around his waist. "Happy birthday my love" Percy murmered against his lips. Nico hummed and kissed Percy again. Hades cleared his throat, letting the 2 know that other people were still in the room. They split apart clearly not wanting to stop. Nico grabbed Percy's hand and dragged him back to the couch, where Nico was sitting on Percy. "So Percy, I thought you we're on a trio for school?" Hades asked him and Nico smiled, his father was trying. "I was, but our teacher left the student tents at the school and one of the other students ate all our rations. After discovering no one out of 15 people could hunt we called it quits and came home." The tension gone so Nico turned to Percy. "So, think you can beat me in cod huh?"
