K so I was sat on a bench in a shopping center (as ya do) and this little girl who looked about 5/6ish came with her mom and sat next to me.
I was on wattpad (free advertising much?) but i was reading this smut because I am a civilized human trash can. But anyway, this kid was colouring a rainbow on her notepad. No big deal right? Just a rainbow. However I am a piece of shit so i remembered this joke my ex-fren and I made ages ago. Basically i was trying not to loudly say "YES CHILD! DRAW ALL THE HOMO!!" and i was fighting the urge to burst out laughing. I pressed my lips shut really tight and my face was bright red. And. I. Fucking. Started. Crying. Instead. I was bright red with tears down my face and her mom was giving me the most freaked out/disappointed/should-i-fucking-call-the-police-or-ambulence look and this poor little 6 year old girl was scared shitless so she also started crying. Whats worse? I dropped my fucking phone so her mom also saw what I was reading. THE. JOSHLER. PIECE. OF. FUCKING. FUCK. SMUT. She actually pulled her phone out and I literally saw her type the "9" tbh i can't blame her.
I ran away as fast as my chubby fucking legs could carry me.
Fuck my life.
A real life tragedy by Nat Dundon.
I dont know why I decided to share that but for some peeps it'll probably be funny. And yes I did put the full album to vessel and blurryface on the top to listen to it as i typed. deal with it hoes ~nat
Sorry.
