(Meanwhile in school)
Subtitute teacher: Hello students I am your subtitute teacher, sir Wigglejackster. What does your teacher do?
Student 1: Well, he orders 500 boxes of pizza and gives it to us every Tuesday
Student 2: Our teacher lets us leave school every Monday.
Student 3: And he gives us an Iphone 600 every Friday.
Subtitute teacher: So today is a Monday, so class is dismissed.

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