Comebacks

Part ~1

1.The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?

2.Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

3.If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

4.Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go.

5.You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

6.You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

7.If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

8.Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

9.I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.

10.I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.

Hope you enjoyed these first few comebacks more coming back at you or I mean whoever you're using them on.
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Bye