Comebacks

Part~2

1.You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.

2.If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.

3.Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

4.I never gave you a reason to hate me. You’re just creating your own little drama out of pure insecurity.

5.You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.

6.Looking at you, I realize what a waste of skin you are.

7.I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

8. I hear the only place you are ever invited is outside.

9.How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

10.Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Probably out here getting 10 reads or less jeez hope you enjoyed these and again there's more!
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