1.Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
2.Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
3.Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
4.You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ.
5.You’re so dumb, your dog teaches you tricks.
6.Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
7.I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
8.You’re so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
9.If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
10.You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
That's it I know this was kinda short but whose gonna use all 30? I hope you enjoyed these comebacks.
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Adiossss ✌
-aisha
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