Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
I MET-a-TON of people in Comic-Con.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they don't have any ORGANS!
What does a skeleton order in a restaurant?
SPARERIBS!
My favorite instrument?
The TrumBONE of course!
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