"Hey sweetheart, I am that shooting star and your wish is my command." Halley, however was shocked. Questions were starting to come on her head. She was flustered and confused.
"Sino ka? Anong ginagawa mo rito? Pano ka nakapasok, huh? " She asked as if she was stating bars. Kabog si Anygma. He looked at her closely with his curious eyes. It was his first time seeing a human.
'Omaygahd! One inch na lang! Kuya 'wag po!' These are the words she can only think of. She also described the measurements as if she was holding a ruler. Gagang myeon.
"What are you d-doing? TULOOOONG RAAAAPE! KYAAAAH--mm!" The mysterious guy covered her mouth. He was annoyed of the noise she made. But then he realized, why not annoy her back?
"I won't rape you, Master. Unless you want me to." He whisphered sexily with Careless Whispher sound effects on top. To complete our main dish, he added his deadly with Careless Whispher sound effects on top wink.
He finally removed his hands covering her mouth and let her speak.
"Sino ka? Pano ka nakapunta rito? Bakit ka nandito? At tsaka anong master yang pinagsasasabi mo? Akyat bahay ka noh!?" Kabog ang mga disstrack ni RiceGum at mga mixtapes ng mga idol nyo kay Ate Gurl.
"I'm Rigel. I also don't know how I came into your place. I'm here to make your wish come to life.You called for me so you are my master."
"Akyat bahay? Stealing, like stealing your heart?" Halley rolled her eyes. Third Person didn't expect that cheezy pizza delivery. Both of them are shookt.
'Pa-english english pa. 'Kala mo foreigner.' Sabi ni Ate Gurl sa kanyang sarili. Maybe Halley didn't realize she also make english english on her dialogues.
"How did you have this human body, huh? And I'm pretty sure may kapalit yan."
"I don't know how I turned like this. Kapalit? Simple lang." Sabi nya habang nagbabato ng mapanunuksong mga tingin.
"Ano nga!? Di pa sabihin, daming pachitty chat chat! Eh 'di sana kanina pa tayo tapos na convo na'to--" He didn't even allowed her to finish and came closer to her face.
"I'll claim your lips." Her eyes widened and she was alerted. She immediately covered her body with her arms.
"A kiss? Are you kidding me!? 'Wag na! Shoo~ Go away, bad spirits~" She pushed Rigel at the best she could possibly do, but unfortunately hindi qualifide si Ate Gurl magsumo wrestling so she failed.
"Tss, I'm just kidding. Utu-uto. Just let me stay in this house and treat me right. I'll get out as soon as I fulfilled your wish."
'Ang kapal rin netong akyat bahay na 'to'
"I wish for a house for you. Did I do it right? Do you have your own house now? Okay na ba? Chupe~ Layas sa pamamahay ko. Wala po kaming kaning baboy rito."
He glared at her. "Pano naman kita matutulungan kung papaalisin mo ko!?"
"Akala ko ba Master mo ko!? Bat mo ko sinisigawan, aber!?"
"Sorry, my Master." Yumuko sya
"But look Master, nagwish ka sakin. Eto ako tutuparin yung wish mo pero pinapaalis mo naman ako. Kung ayaw mo, hindi nalang kita pipilitin. Auf Wiedersehen, mein Meister (Goodbye, my master). Sumibangot siya at tinitigan ang palad nya. Biglang may ilaw na kung ano syang tinatapakan at nagtangkang maglaho.
'Shit. All he said was true!'
"Wait up! Rigel, sandali!" Halley grabbed Rigel's arm to stop him. He looked at her with his questioning eyes.
"What now?" He said irritably.
"Are you seriously.. R-real?" He nodded.
"C-can you really help me?" Tumango lang ulit sya.
"Sige. I'll let you stay."
'He'll eventually get out kapag natupad niya na ang hiling ko.' She mumbled.
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BINABASA MO ANG
Rigel |
Science Fiction"Hey, sweetheart. I am that shooting star and your wish is my command." He dashingly smirk while looking at me.