Sherlock:
-johnlock pls thANks, gaTISs (AKA FUCKIN SATAN)
-uMm i was excited about jawn's new swoopy gay hair™ but now i miss his smol haircut
-i fuCKING HATE MARY I WANT HER DEAD :))
Stranger Things:
-wOw
-HOLY SHIT THIS SHOW IS AMAZING
-hEy wiLL!! STOP SPITTING UP SLUGS THANKS
-i really like eleven. she's gr8. (gr11...*throws self off balcony*)
Twenty One Pilots:
-this is gonna be long okay
-wOWIE I haVe FEELINGS okAY???
-Trees. makes. me. sob.
-hOly JoSH DUN HE IS A fuCkiNG GoD
-tyleR is so cute and adorable and aHHghHhH I LOVE HIM
-WOOOOAH JENNA IS A GODDESS AND I LOVE HER AND I CRY AT LEAST THREE TIMES EVERYDAY OVER HER AND TYLER'S RELATIONSHIP DONT JUDGE
-kitchen sink kills me and then brings me back to life.
-glowing eyes liTERALLY made me cry when i heard it for the first time ( ask trashytrashymeme )
-Regional At Best is everything and i might accidentally punch you if you tell me otherwise
Parks & Rec:
-leSLIE FUCKING KNOPE MY HERO
-i miss ann. come back pls.
-i am ron swanson bc i hate people and i suffer from bitchy resting face
-bUT i'm also april bc i meAN wHo isNT??
The Office:
-Someone: *says something ridiculously stupid*
-Me: *looks at camera with disgust*
-jIM AND PAM OKAY? tHanks
Harry Potter:
-im still recovering from the trauma of not receiving my hogwarts letter.
-if i get into this, i might cry so nO
Dan and Phil:
-hA GAY
-phil is sO cuTe and i highkey want to hug him all the time.
-i wANt TO DISCUSS MEMES WITH DAN. IT IS A LIFE GOAL.
-i just want to be their friends tbh
Shane Dawson:
-it's sad how much i relate.
-i'm lonely, eat a lot, and buy a lot of useless shit sO
Markiplier:
-okAY i've only watched like 12 of his videos (IM SORRY IM GOING TO WATCH MORE I DONT WANT TO BE BEATEN UP PLS) buT i loVe
-he's painfully accurate about everything i gotta say
Supernatural:
-iM ONLY ON SEASON 2 AND I ALREADY SHIP DESTIEL WITH MY LIFE. CAS HASNT EVEN BEEN INTRODUCED YET WTF
okay im done now. that was fun.
