Ohshc x tomboy otaku goth crossdresser reader

I suck at naming things but heres a chapter:5

A/n nothing's fucking mine ! I own nothing ! Let me repeat I own nothing ! (Cept the plot)

Third person pov~
"Ring ring , ring ring" sounded the alarm on your phone , "oh shut the hell up" you screeched at the vile device . "why do I have to get up" you whined to yourself . "Ring riiinnnggg" it one again sounded , "... , I'm not even going to say anything to you anymore" you said to your phone (a/n am I the only one who talks to inanimate objects) . "Ring ring" , "ok ok I'm up you little piss pixie" you responded sitting up , tapping the button on your phone to turn the alarm off . Grinning like a mad man you laid back down on your bed . "I think I'll just lay he-"Ring" , "how the fuck" !

Timeskip brought by ...periods...not that kind the end of a sentence you dirty minded  (I'm sorry plz keep reading)  ~

"Hmm hmm hmm , hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm , hmm hmmm" you hummed to yourself whilst showering (a/n the thing I tried to match with the humming is the Indiana jones theme song btw) . Sighing you turned the water off , walked out of the shower , got a towel and went to were your room was . You dried off and put on your uniform (that was of the male variety of course) . Next you went down your stairs holding on the rails for dear life (still very tired) , went passed your living room to your kitchen, grabbed a box of fruit loops and some milk ( if you don't like fruit loops and/or milk then we'll I'd hate to tell you like this but your an alien ... Now now don't worry just stay away from the government , dogs , scientists , basically any alien killing type creatures ) and then proceeded to pour both of them in a bowl . You then walked to your couch , put a Leafyishere (a/n if you don't know him you should check out his channel btw) video on while eating .

Time skip brought by bacon~
(A/n I put that there for my friend who doesn't only read meh fanfics but also loves bacon)

You were on the subway again almost everyone quiet ... Well except this one girl an obvious foreigner . A girl with long-ish brown hair , and brown eyes . Wearing a yellow headband a , yello shirt , an orange button up jacket , and a yello skirt . She had her phone (on what had to be full fucking volume) playing the song All the single ladies , while singing it at the top of her lungs with her high pitch voice . 'Eeeeehhhhh the worst part is she doesn't seem like a bitch and is just ... Unique' you thought to yourself . After what felt like an eternity (but was actually two minutes) of her playing that song and singing , you decided to put your earbuds in and listen to your own music .

Timeskip brought by bad (or good I won't judge) music~

You had finally gotten to school aka hell . "Hey (y/n)" called Hikaru and Kaoru ,"hey" you answered . "So your host training starts today" kaoru asked . "Yeah no shit Sherlock" you responded . "You cursed" the twins announced in unison . "Yeah uhh you haven't noticed I mean I kinda fucking swear all the time" you said unenthused . The twins then looked at each other , "c'mon you have to be as deth as a literal pile of shit to not notice how much I swear" you stated . Meanwhile the twins mumbled to each other "think we should tell the boss" Hikaru whispered , "yeah we should probably tell him now" kaoru whispered back . They then turned to you creepily . "What are you doi- wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaa" , the twins grabbed you and dragged you to the host club .

"Why the hell did you bing meh here" you shouted to the twins not realizing who was behind you . "Hhhuuhhh" you heard the loud gasp of a now framilire voice . "T-Tamaki" you questioned the drama quee- host king behind you . "How dare you curse , just imagine if we were in the presence of a young maiden"! Tamaki said a stern look in his eyes as if he was trying to discipline you , you however were just standing there  after about thirty seconds of hardcore thought processing (not that kind that I know some of you are thinking of) , "well I've thought about it" the twins and Tamaki then started to look at you as to tell you that they were playing attention , "and" , they then leaned in closer as to tell you to continue , " I don't give a flying horse fuck" you boldly stated . Then they all looked at you simultaneously stepping away away from you  , obviously confused by your  statement ,  confused and scared . (a/n witch let's be honest to your self author-chan that is most likely what people would do if you said that  (oh look now I'm talking to myself ... Wait is this an authors note inside an authors note what's even happening anymore) . "See if a lady were to hear this foul language , how do you suppose she'd react" Tamaki said/shouted , while moving his arms exaggerating his statement .
"Depends on the lady" you said monotony , "wow doesn't take much for you to get bored does it" the twins stated . "Look who's talking jack ass" you replied tiredly (tired of they're shit that is) . The twins and Tamaki huddled up like a football team before a game discussing something you couldn't be bothered to listen to . As they rambled on about swears you looked at the clock ... "Fuck" you shouted . Running back to were your first class was as quickly as possible , understandable considering you were ten minutes late for class .

Time skip brought by laziness literally-

After being scolded , and being quote on quote 'taught' in what had to be the most boring way possible , having to listen to the teacher who looked so old she could be the grandma of time itself''s horrible old timey music , you were finally released... From your first class yyyaaaayyyyy

A/n The moral of the story is that life sucks... Yup that's how I'm ending this chapter