Friend: Are you dating anyone?
Me: No
Friend: How many boys have you dated?
Me: *Thinks for a second* Three
Friend: Have you kissed any of them?
Me: Nope
Friend: Have you kissed anyone before?
Me: Yep
Friend: Well... *Pause* How many?!?
Me: *Thinks some more* I have kissed more people than friends I have.
Friend: So you cheated on your boyfriends with other boys?
Me: No
Friend: Wait so you kissed the boys in between dating the boys?
Me: No
Friend: I'm so confused!
Me: *Pause* I've dated three boys. I've dated two girls. I've kissed zero boys. I've kissed seven girls. I've even kissed the girls more than once. Still confused?
Friend: Yes.
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How To Be Random 1.0
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