National Pecan Sandies Day

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23. June. 2007.

There's a big field of cows by Saint Patterson's High School. I used to think they were horses but... they're not. They are an entirely different breed of big, fat, hairy animals. Michelle wasn't here today. She was supposed to show me that big, fat surprise she's been hoarding for my birthday.

I hate surprises. There's enough uncertainty in the world as it is. Why would you want to create more chaos?

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