28. July. 2007.
Yeah. Cocaine is awesome. I've decided that I'm going to elope with the bird I found. He's going to die unless somebody doesn't love him. Hurry! Clap your hands! Clap! Clap! Clap... Clap... Clap... Clap.
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In the Days of Chapstick, Gum, and Soda
HumorI might write a book. I don't know. Life happens to get in the way of that sometimes. * * * * * Inspired by @Woowoowriting and her books: The Darlings of Suburbia and Seeking Connections. * * * * * Short Story #319 Hu...