I Talk About Random Fucking Shit (Lucca)

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Okay. So, lately I noticed I talk, a lot, about random shit. So I decided to talk about that random shit on here. If you leave sugestions in the comments on what to talk about, I will talk about them when I get time. So i'm gonna start off with babies.

Babies: I fucking hate babies. Not babies as in 'boyfriend' baby. I'm talking about eat, sleep, cry, repeat babies. I hate it! All they do is cry and cry. When they aren't crying, they're pooping! I hate it! Why can't I poop when I fucking feel like it? Why can't I get some attention for one fucking minute? Because apparently adults are to fucking boring! are you still reading this? Okay. Good. Anyways. Babies get more attention then children or teens. Hello!?!? We are here too!  So that was my rant about babies. 

Cats: Cats. I have a cat... or three. They just lay around all day and sleep. I wanna sleep all day, but no.. I 'have to get up and live my life'. What if I don't wanna!?!? I wanna sleep! But I can't! Fuck! So. Funny story about one of my cats, Rico. He is a black and white cat. Kylan and I have bunk beds and Rico always used to sleep on the top bunk when Kylan wasn't up there... until he got fat. So one day Kylan and I decide to talk about some stuff, and Rico wanted to jump onto the top bunk. So he jumps and falls off onto Kylan's shoulder... with his claws out. So Kylan jumps up and falls onto the floor. By this point I am laughing my ass off. That was me talking about cats...

The Internet: I fucking love the internet. I wouldn't have listened all the bands I like without it. The internet has everything. Facebook, Quotev, Wattpad, Twitter, etc. I fucking love it! Hell, you can even watch movies on there! Not to mention that I downloaded music.... Well! Back on topic! Hot Topic! No. Don't get me wrong, I love Hot Topic. But back on topic! I can't think anymore... Talking about internet...

 Stupid Fangirls: Fucking stupid ass fangirls. You don't understand. If you only like a band for their looks, you're a fucking idiot! Don't like them for their looks. Like them for their music. I like bands for their music. I'm in love with it. I don't like a band because of their looks. Yeah, sure I like some band members, but I don't listen to them for their looks. Get your head on right and figure it out! Stupid ass fangirls....

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 27, 2013 ⏰

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