The Devil's Daughters

Chapter 3: Mia's POV

Raya and I stomped up the stairs to our room.

"Girls, come on!! You know that you couldn't see your mother for a long time anyways!!" Tony called from downstairs.

"You're not our dad!!" Raya called down to him.

"Tony, they aren't going to listen to anything you have to say. Just let them go," Pepper tells him.

We continue to go to our room, slamming the door behind us. I walked to the small crack in the floor, throwing it open. Raya locked the door and then walked over to join me. We looked in, being illuminated by the gold and crumpled flowers that littered the small compartment. The gold was occasionally from Daddy, but mainly from our robberies. Daddy also sent flowers, which we quickly took from the mail before Tony could get to it.

"Tonight again, right?" I asked.

"Yeah. I don't really remember the last time we robbed a place."

"There's a new and full bank downtown. We gotta be careful though. I heard now they got a few newer Heros in town," I blabbed.

After an hour, we pulled out our baseball bats and guns, and waited for Tony and Pepper to go to bed. Then we snuck out the front door, careful not to make any noise. After getting into the city, it was all a matter of not getting caught. We spent an hour loading money and gold bars into our bags, then sneaking out of the bank. When we least expected it, we were yanked by our jackets and launched into the nearby fountain, almost hitting our heads. We lost our grip on the bags and focused on the fact that we were caught. Then a sticky web shot at our heads, causing us to launch to the sides. We splashed out of the fountain, our wet clothes weighing us down. When we heard a another web being shot at us, we shot our guns towards the noises. A figure on a nearby wall moved out of the way. The figure then shot two webs at our chests, wrapping us up together.

"Are you f*cking serious right now!!??" Raya shouted into the blackness.

"Hey, whoever you are, could you untie us? As much as I love my sis, it's a little uncomfortable. So just unwebby-thingy us so we can go home," I said calmly.

The figure dropped down in front of us, and into the light of a lamppost. Spiderman. We should've known.

"Girls? I thought you were men," He said with a sound of confusion.

"Oh, well thanks for insulting our breast size!! You jerk!!" Raya and I said at the same time.

"Wait, are one of you Harley Quinn? I thought that crazy was in prison."

"No Spidey. We are the twin daughters of Harley Quinn. And Daddy's gonna kill you if you arrest us!!" I said, trying to flirt with him. I was hopeful that if I flirted, he would let us out of it.

"Who's your dad? Loki? Bucky? DeadShot?...." Spiderman rambled on.

Raya nudged me and tilted her head to look at the top of a building. We could see the glimmer of a smile, and a shadow standing on the rooftops. Daddy. I smiled and turned to face the Spider.

"Actually, our Daddy is the Joker," I said with a hint of a threat in my tone.

Spiderman stopped talking.

"Th-the Joker? As in -- Th-the, Joker?"

"Yep. Speaking of, I think I saw him on a building. Why don't you let Daddy's princesses go, or pal, life ain't gonna be too great," Raya told him.

"Sh*t. Yeah. Uh, here."

Spiderman untied us, and stepped a foot back, letting us breathe.

"Thanks Hun. That feels waaaayyyy better," I said in a sickly sweet voice.

"Now go home," Spidey stated, and quickly swung off.

"Yeah, I'm wet and tired. Let's leave," I complained.

"Same."

Raya and I picked up our bags of goodies and walked back home. Or our prison cell. After reaching the front door, we noticed there were some footsteps. We hoped Tony would think they were someone else's, because they sure weren't ours. We opened the door to an angry Tony, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Tasha, and Clint. And to make it worse, Spidey stood behind all of them.

"Awe f*ck," Raya and I say at the same time.
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A//N: Holy crap a triple update in one day!! You guys are really lucky.