Ok little jokes that can be told to anyone also some need props.
2. You need a pen and a dirty mind
Push the end of the pen like you see gonna use it but DO NOT let it make a click sound. Keep doing that and tell a friend that it looks dirty. Works every time.
3.
Friend 1: Hey are you hungry
You/Me: Yeah for Puddin
Friend 1: GOD DAMN IT (insert name here) NOT THAT FUCKING HUNGRY
Friend 2: laughing their ass off in the sissy corner
Random person: what but pudding is good.
Friend 1: SHE SAID PUDDIN NOT PUDDING
Idk i did this once and I had a smile on my face for like 30 an hour after that. Btw this only works if you tell your friend you codename for your crush is puddin (you can replace Puddin but Puddin works best)
4. This one is even funnier of the friend is a guy...and your a girl. You need a small stuffed cat,a pen/pencil and a paper.
Write the words 'i got you a pussy' on a piece of paper and give it to your friend. Have them read it while you hide the cat behind you back. Once they look up at you...you have two choices.
C1. Hold it up arms out with a cute face. Only do this if your doing this for fun or just because you can.
C2. Throw it at their face and walk away. This is a small revenge joke or you just want to throw some thing at them cause why the fuck not?
The reaction for C2 is priceless but the reaction for C1 depends all of the type of person they are.
5.
You/Me: you know what's fun
Friend 1: what?
You/Me: FUNerals
You/Me: what's the best place to laugh?
Friend 2: I don't know
You/Me: a sLAUGHter house
You/Me: you know some of the hottest people have in common?
Friend 2: what?
You/Me: Their PsycHOTic
Yeah the last one suck but oh well 🤗🤗😝
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De TodoRandom rants, memes that hurt them feelings, jokes some people can't handle, completely random puns and so much other stuff I can't say. Who said this book was for those people who can't handle a offensive joke everyday? cause they we'rent lying.
