Weird shit i did as a child

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I just read someones rant book so here I am with weird shit I did as a kid

-I thought everyone by default had bare armpits. I was fucking devastated when I learned that no people grow gross ass hair there

-I used to make up names on the spot whenever I would play with dolls because I could not for the life of me think if any normal names (ex. Kajowahol)

- I used to believe that there were invisible cameras watching my every move

-I used to grab Tupperware containers and fill them with water and then play with rubber ducks in those containers for hours on end

- I used to think I had to marry my brother

- I didn't think that babies could be conceived before marriage

- I thought all milk came from coconuts

- I used to stack Dixie cups around me in a circle and then knock them all down

- I used to try and make Popsicles with milk and sprinkles

- I only ever got Oreo flavored things, especially icecream

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