I'm just gonna tag A-merica here cuz why not?
America: and that is why burgers are important
Reader: you didn't even say anything
Americ@: exactly, that's because burgers are important, enough said
Reader: burgers are not special.
America: yES THEY ARE--
Reader: the only special thing they can do is give people obesity and diabetes. And cancer.
Sealand: TRIGGERED
America: go away uncluttered fuck
Reader: tRIGGERED---