Voldemort has a new status: my birthday's soon! I wonder what presents my Deatheaters will buy me?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Severus could bring you some of his shampoo.
Snape: Bella could bring you a hair brusher.
Lucius Malfoy: guys, did you forgot that our lord doesn't have hair?
Narcissa Malfoy: shh... Not so loud Lucius, the Dark Lord could hear us.
Draco Malfoy: a nose job?
Bellatrix Lestrange: GOT IT! A new tan spray. You would not be noticed in the muggle world.
Rodolphus Lestrange: or some normal clothes. No dresses anymore.
Dumbledore: or shoes!
Bellatrix Lestrange: does he even go here?
Lucius Malfoy: he doesn't even go here! But, I should keep the option in my mind. Thankyou, Albus.
Rastaban Lestrange: A wig!
Lord Voldemort: i know what I want!
Narcissa Malfoy: what?
Bellatrix Lestrange: what?
Draco Malfoy: what?
Lucius Malfoy: what?
Rodolphus Lestrange: what?
Rastaban Lestrange: what?
Lord Voldemort: you all dead.
sends this ur way
rolls back into the void
OOPS.
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