Snape has a new status: I whip my hair back and forth, i whip my hair back and forth.
Voldemort: SEVERUS! You're so, so dead.
Snape: ...
Voldemort: wait didn't I kill you once?
Snape: yes
Voldemort: HOW ARE YOU STILL ON FACEBOOK ?!?!?
Snape: eh, it wouldn't be called heaven if you don't have Facebook, duh.
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorI think I'm funny. But I'm not. Also updates are very rare. I cry.
