Chaos (The Ultimate Crossover)

Smallville

Dean.
We were approaching the Kent household. Constantine said this glamour was enough to fool the man of steel. I felt weird having boobs and using a bra and boots. I bet Sammy felt the same. Sice he was the tallest, he was Wonder Woman and I was Supergirl. Constantine was Batman which wasn't fair.
"Wait. Let me knock" he said in Bruce's voice.
"Why?" I said in Kara's voice.
"No. I will knock." Sammy said in Diana's voice. "Isn't he sleeping with Wonder Woman or something?"
"Actually, he is" Constantine said. "Well, what are you waiting for? Move" and we did as we were told. It was a beautiful farm house with a barnyard and a truck. Your tipical movie farm. As we were approaching, I was freaking out. I was going to see Superman. A freaking superhero. It was crazy. And I've seen crazy. We were walking up a dirt road. We were in the Kent's porch.
Knock, knock, knock. An old lady which I only could imagine was Martha Kent opened the door. "Kara, dear. What are you doing here?"
"I came looking for Clark." I said.
"Oh. Okay and Diana? Bruce? But I thought you were dead!"
"Shit" Constantine whispered. "Well it's a long story. Could we talk to Clark, please. It's an emergency."
"Sure. Clark!!" And that's when I heard it. A swoosh as loud as a bang. He arrived 2 seconds later.
"Ma, who are this people? Kara? Diana? Bruce?" When he saw Constantine, his eyes widened. "Diana, can I talk to you for a sec?" Supes said.
"Sure" said Sam.
After an uncofortable 2 minutes, Superman and Sam returned. "Let's go to the barn." As we were walking, Superman lookedvery happy. Unfortunately, it wouldn't last.
"So, what's the emergency?"he said. Our glamours came off. "What?!?! You!!" He grabbed Constantine by the neck and pinned him to wall.
"It's lovely to see you too, mate. Do you mind putting me down? I have a sore throat." He fell almost ten feet down. When he was back at his feet, he said, "we need your help. Not in the actual fighting but in the recruitment of the people we need."
"Why don't you need my help?" Superman said.
"Because you're useless. You are really affected by magic. Not unlike your cousin or your clone. We need to know where the Bat is and your family too."
"Batman is dead. Nightwing is the new Batman. And as for my family, Kara is in Metropolis and Connor is in National City. If that's all, I will head back to my parents." He said and exited the barn.
"Now what?" I said.
"We go to Metropolis." Constantine exclaimed.