So last night I stepped on something but just shook it off because I was too tired to see what it was. By the morning I had stepped on it again but this time I checked it out and it was a random screw that had fallen out of something, in my surprise it was on its side and the pointy end was stuck in the rug. I thought lucky me! It could've gotten stuck in my foot then I'd have to deal with the blood, and I was going out the next morning so I'd have to wear shoes instead of my favorite flip flops, but then I'd get blood on my socks so id have to go and get some type of padding to soak up the blood and when there was too much blood I'd have to get another one.......your probably seeing where I'm going with this.
Son one day your body will start changing, you'll be scared at first and it'll be a little painful but don't worry your mom and I are here for you..... Well maybe not your mom, women don't understand these things
Because one day you'll find yourself bleeding, everything that you thought you knew of yourself is spilling out and you'll do all you can to stop it or hide it but it'll just continue
You'll find yourself emotional, irritable and a little self conscious
you'll act out because you'll have trouble dealing with the swarm of emotions on top of the pain that comes with self doubt
Once in a while you'll go and try to prove your "manhood", maybe you'll go to play sports or go to an all you can eat buffet digging in plate after plate to fill the man sized hole inside of you
But in this time where your bleeding out all you thought you knew about yourself and lashing out grasping for the strength that you thought you had and trying to prove that you deserve those dangling testicles between your legs
Remember and be thankful that the Manstrual Cycle only comes once a month
