39. group chats

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private group chat: Me Before You

Will Traynor:
That blog was so fucked up

Patrick:
I have the right mind to talk to that Kendall whats her face and give her a piece of my mind

Louisa Clark:
Hun, no

Patrick:
El, I love you, but right now I'm mad as all hell
Who the fuck does she think she is? Saying you can't act and the only reason you're famous is because of drama and rumours. Nobody knew who she was until this blog post went out

Katrina Clark:
Actually, she's a pretty popular blogger in the UK. This post just made her go world wide. She's getting more views and reads now than she ever did before

Will Traynor:
That's exactly why she did it!! Ella's fans saw her name in the title and decided to read it. They got enraged and shared it to show how fucked up it is. People who aren't a fan of Ella's shared it because they agree with it
In the grand scheme of things, it's all very rude and fucked, however it's gone viral. It's out there. Even if it's taken down, which I doubt it will be, people still have copies and screenshots

Katrina Clark:
I'm reading some of her other posts too. She's a horrid person!! Doesn't have a nice thing to say about anything she writes about
Ella? You still there??

Louisa Clark:
Yeah sorry. So many people messaging me right now
I'm a part of two other group chats and they're all concerned about me right now

Will Traynor:
Are you okay??

Louisa Clark:
So what if someone who's only famous for being a twat online doesn't like me? I've dealt with worst before. Especially after all that went down with Matt Smith and Matthew
I don't see her starring in one of the most anticipated 2016 movies. Or in the biggest series on TV right now

Patrick:
Love...

Louisa Clark:
Matt I'm fine I promise. If I let all the hate get to me, I'd go insane. It comes with being an actress

Katrina Clark:
You go girl!!
Hey, are Emilia and Natalie in town?

Louisa Clark:
Emilia, yes. Natalie is coming tomorrow morning. Why??

Katrina Clark:
Message them and invite them to a girl's night out tomorrow night!!
It's just what we all need

Louisa Clark:
Jenna Coleman, you're a genius!!

Will Traynor:
Can I come?!?!

Katrina Clark:
No Will you're not a girl

Will Traynor:
Rats

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private group chat: King's Landing

Khaleesi:
Hey Jack?

King Cunt:
Yeah?

Khaleesi:
Can you do me a favour and behead Kendall Harrison for me?

King Cunt:
Done I'll send my men to do it now

Lover Boy:
I got this, don't sweat your pretty, Lannister head

King Cunt:
Excuse you!!! Is that how you speak to your King?!?!

Queen of Hearts:
Jack, we all know you're sweeter than sugar, the Joffery thing doesn't work on us

The Queen:
MY BEAUTIFUL SMOL BEAN ELLA ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

Queen of Hearts:
Good God, why is everyone asking that?

Queen Bitch:
Because a bitch who thinks she's a journalist wrote a blog hating on you?

Queen of Hearts:
When the Queen Bitch calls someone else a bitch

King Cunt:
Ironically, despite our names and characters, myself and Lena are two of the nicest people on the show

Queen Bitch:
True dat

Arya:
Back to the matter at hand, she can't get away with this, Ella. That's probably the worst thing I've ever seen written about someone

Queen of Hearts:
Worst than all the articles written about Jack that basically make him seem like he really is Joffery?
Worst than the people who say that Lena really is Cersei and should've been killed off long ago?
Worst than all people who have said that this or that character should've been killed off the shoe before this or that loved character?
There'd far worst out there, Maisie. Not just about other people but also about me

Lover Boy:
This is still incredibly wrong, El. She's a terrible person

Sansa:
I followed her blog for a bit. She was really nice up until recently. Now all she does is hate on everything

Queen of Hearts:
It's out there now. That's it. There's nothing we can do but ignore it
Emilia and Natalie, you two are invited to a girl's night out tomorrow night with me and Jenna

Arya:
Hey!!!

Sansa:
Hey!!!

Queen Bitch:
Peasants!!!

Queen of Hearts:
Maisie, you're too young to drink
Sophie and Lena, you two are out of town

The Queen:
I'm in. I'd love to go drinking after the long flight I have tomorrow

Khaleesi:
I'm always in the drink

Khal:
What about me?

Lover Boy:
When did Momoa get here??

Khal:
I've always been here I'm just too busy filming to actually message

Queen of Hearts:
Jason, you are a giant ass, muscly hulk of a man, in what world do you think you could tag along on a GIRL'S night out

Khal:
.....rude

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