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private group chat: Hogwarts

Tommy boy:
We need to talk

Evie:
Glad you agree with me Tom

He4She girl:
First off, I told you to change my name
Second, I third this statement

wiser than dumblebore:
What?

Shlongbottom:
^^
Also why is my name still shlongbottom, I don't get it

Dan man with a plan:
Tom, I thought you were gonna show him

Tommy boy:
Matt you need to learn about the beauty that is Starkid

Better Phelps twin:
We get off topic so easily

Less better Phelps twin:
Olly I hate you

wiser than dumbledore:
WHY DO WE NEED TO TALK?!?!

Evie:
Mella

Shlongbottom:
What about it??

He4She girl:
Is it real?

Dan man with a plan:
Are you guys finally dating?

wiser than dumbledore:
You sound like the fans

Tommy boy:
Don't avoid the question

Shlongbottom:
What's the difference?

Tommy boy:
WELL

Right Wright:
What have you done?

Tommy boy:
Ella, ever since our HP days I've seen you as my little sister. I've been very protective over you and when it came to dating, there was one person I could see you with and that was Matthew. You two were always flirty and seemed like you were more than friends. We all hoped you'd get together.
All in all, you two deserve happiness after what happened recently and you deserve to be happy together.

Shlongbottom:
Ella

wiser than dumbledore:
Go ahead Matt. I'm telling the GOT cast

Tommy boy:
What?

Evie:
What?

He4She girl:
What?

Dan man with a plan:
What?

Right Wright:
What?

Better Phelps Twin:
What?

Less better Phelps twin:
What?

Shlongbottom:
It's real

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private group chat: King's Landing

Khaleesi:
Mella

Arya:
Mella

The Queen:
Mella

Sansa:
Mella

King Cunt:
Mella

Kingslayer:
Mella

Bastard:
Mella

Queen Bitch:
Mella

Halfman:
Mella

Lover Boy:
Mella

Queen of Hearts:
IT'S REAL OKAY?!

Khaleesi:
YES YES YES YES YES ELLS YAY!!!!

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For the GoT group chat:
The Queen: Natalie Dormer
King Cunt: Jack Gleeson
Queen Bitch: Lena Headey
Bastard: Kit Harrington
Lover Boy: Richard Madden

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