Oh my brother...this was a text convo between him and his girlfriend.
My brother: When I'm making decisions...you can help sometimes.
Jamie: I'm older, I have a car, and I have money...I think I'll make the decisions.
My brother: -_-
Ha ha in you're face
ANYWAYS it's me, teddy bears!!!
I think it's time we have an EmailBot conversation....it's been so long.
CleverBot is getting so fricking annoying...ugh. It's time I annoy you for a change!! >:)
ME: hey guys!
ASHLEY: who is this?? I'll call the cops!!
EMMA: hey Nikki.
EMAILBOT: HELLO NIKKI WHAT R U DOING
ME: You know, just typing
ASHLEY: I still don't know who we're talking to!
ME: drop the act, Ashley
ASHLEY: I know kung-fu!!
EMMA: You couldn't do kung-fu to save your life
EMAILBOT: I KNOW HOW TO DO THE KUNG FUNKY!
EMAILBOT: KUNG FUNKY
EMAILBOT: KUNG
EMAILBOT: FUNKY
ME: kung-fu, EmailBot
EMMA: ANYWAY what's up with you, Nikki?
ME: omg I started a new book
ASHLEY: The Ninja Book?
ME: that's a good idea...
EMMA: don't do it, Nikki. Ashley' s going to do something to it.
ASHLEY: I've got a great idea for the first chapter
ME: never mind
ASHLEY: beep it, then
~ASHLEY HAS SIGNED OFF~
EMMA: I better get her before she ninjas someone
~EMMA HAS SIGNED OFF~
EMAILBOT: WELL APPARENTLY I CANNOT DO THE KUNG FUNKY
ME: ROFL
EMAILBOT: IS THAT A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?
ME: no, it stands for Rolling On the Floor Laughing
EMAILBOT: WOULDN'T THAT BE ROTFL?
ME: that would kill the coolness
EMAILBOT: IS THERE A CERTAIN RATING OF COOLNESS?
ME: oh, boy. byeee~Nikki
~NIKKI HAS SIGNED OFF~
that was crazy.
So byee~Nikki
YOU ARE READING
Lots of Criticizing (Sequel to Bunch of Criticizing)
HumorThe sequel to BUNCH OF CRITICIZING!!!!
