Not much happening just William and frank planning a innocent not very innocent prank in the tower
William and Frank were standing in the tower waiting for nothing doing nothing talking about nothing and more nothing and a little bit more nothing overall just nothing happening. "Soooo." Frank said once he got up the tower
"Soooo what?" William answered confused
"How was your first week in hell?" Frank asked
"What are you my mom?" William joked "it was...well...how do I put this? It was ...ummmm...hellish." William finally responded
Frank was fake sleeping and pretended to wake up "huh what? Did you finish your answer yet?" He joked
"Oh haha very funny." William said laughing
"Sshhhh Kaiser's close." Frank whispered
"Let's prank him." William suggested
"I'm in." Frank smirked "how do we do it?"
"We pretend to be under attack." William smiled
"Sounds fun." Frank smirked
"Truck! Truck!" William shouted trying not to laugh. Kaiser stumbled, ran into the base, and next thing they knew the facility was on red alert
"That went bad really fast." Frank said holding back laughs
"Looks like they're retreating!" William shouted trying to fix his "little" mistake gone wrong
"I want everyone on full alert for the next twelve hours." Kaiser commanded through the intercom. Frank smacked William
"Now we have to work longer." Frank said
"Two things, one work? When have we done that? Two we'll try again tomorrow ." I
"Alright but if it happens again someone's gonna die." Frank responded mad
Time skip like a boss. Next day
"This is going to end very badly." Frank said nervously
"Pfft it will be fine." William responded very nervous himself. William had waited a hour before he gave the signal
"There's a squad of soldiers!" He shouted and with no surprise they had a extra shift and the facility was once more on red alert. "That could've ended worse." William said breaking the day long silence
"Shut it." Frank said more pissed than anyone could imagine possible for a single human being
"B-but." William stuttered
"I said shut it." Frank said grumpily "I don't want to hear another word coming from out of your mouth."
"Fine." William muttered
"I said shut it." Frank said continuing their silence
One more time skip like a boss don't worry this one will have something exciting
Frank had told Kaiser about William's and his prank and how even though Kaiser would punish them they had already punished themselves by wasting everyone's time. Frank and William stood outside the base.
"Because of you everyone hates us." Frank said unnerving William
"I know I know." William thought for a moment "but you were in on it too."
"Don't drag me into this." Frank said making them go quiet
"I think I see something." William said several hours later
"Don't start another prank besides the only thing out here is dirt, rocks, and the occasional animal." Frank said gruffly
"Nah I'm serious there's a man over there." William said pointing north
"Oh ha ha very funny." Frank said sarcastically
"I think there's a man over there!" William shouted to the base
Kaiser was in a tower above them "private glory right now I don't want any of your pranks."
"But sir-"
"Did I stutter!" He shouted down
"It looks like a tall slender man wearing a gas mask!" He shouted quickly
"You're staying for the night shift because of this private!" Kaiser shouted furiously
William just watched the man mile away and knew he was watching him "I know I'm not making this up that is a man out. there but why?" He thought to himself but stayed quiet with his thoughts for the rest of his shifts
Boy who cried wolf couldn't warn the base of a man standing there watching spooky right
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