A/N First of all, even though Druko is a man whore, he is very much in love with KERGERN and Herry and just because there are two doesn't mean they don't mean anything real to him. By that I mean KERGERN is fucking Druko's and all you back off. (Except you Troian ;))
Once they got to the top of the staircase Jordy told them to set a home by the great hall because that is a very important place. Then he led them up Hall so they could get sorted.
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm," The Sorting Hat said when Druko stood undwer him. "hmmmmmmmmm, GRIFFUNDER"
"awe, I wanted Slytherin, why tho?" Druko Said
"I NEVER LIE, YOU"RE A GRIFINDOOR!"
"You know what bitch, why don't you KILL YOURSEL-" Screamed Druko but Jordy pulled him out of the Great Hall before he could finish.
Herry got under the hat. "Hmmmmm, you're a Hufflepuff I think..."
"I swear to fuck if you make me HUfflepu-"
"GRIIFENDDOW"
"O shit cool" and Herry walked into the entrance hall where Jordy and Druko were. "OMQ WE IN THE SAME HOUSE DRUKO!"
"Slytherin?" Druko replied excitedly.
"Gryfendor ya bish"
"damn, well I was kid it always worked to have a temper tantrum and get my way."
"Well you ain't a kid, you a little man that needs to stahp."
"mm k, well Wormtail was in Cryffindor and he's evil asf so I guess its k"
Jordy led them down the hallways, very confusing hallways, in fact. like boiiii how am I supposed to remember where I go if you are doing this trash YA BISH. Anyway, Druko and Herry walked next to each other behind Jordy and they talked all the way up, Druko tried to convince Herry to help him convince the sorting hat to change his house but Herry eventually convinced Druko that Griginder is the best.
"Well shite then I guess. You fricken win gerdnger is the best. "
"Ik"
"Ieidjsjdkdkdje YOU JUST FLIPPIN TRIGGERED ME WATCH TF OUT"
Once Jordy Druko and Herry got to the top of the staircases and made it to the common room Jordy ended up leaving.
"Well Eleanor Calder and I got a date in a hour so I gotta get to London so bai yall imma split"
AND JUST LIKE THAT THAT BOI LEFT. BUT ITS k BECAUSE HE WAS LIT
