You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like kik.
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: How about some candy
You: Its outside in a white van
Stranger: no I prefer vegetables
You: Those are in the white van too
Stranger: ok
Stranger: is there a doggy in the van
You: Yes
Stranger: but i want a kitten
You: Everything you desire is in the white van
Stranger: also a giant crystal meth pipe
Stranger: full of crystal
Stranger: meth
Stranger: and stuff
You: That is in the blue van
Stranger: oh
Stranger: (Somthing very racist)
Stranger: stuff
You: okay....
Stranger: :D
Stranger: is that somehow confusing for you
Stranger: is it because of my japanese origin
Stranger: you racist
Stranger: :(
You: How am i racist
Stranger: You have a white vaqn
Stranger: aand a black van
You: And a blue,red,and yellow van
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: do you collect innocent children?
You: No
You: Only naughty ones
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can you take me with you
Stranger: even if I aint no child anymore
You: Sure
Stranger: but I want to sit in the front
You: No
Stranger: :(
Stranger: why not
You: Because
Stranger: arseeeee
Stranger: dapbadam
You: Yes
You: Thats why
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: do you have tits
You: No
You: i have cheats tho
You have disconnected.
