You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like fun.
You: hey
You: U no like fun
Stranger: I'm pregnant and its your baby
You: WHAT
You: I wrapped it up
You: U Lier
Stranger: It broke
You: The WATER??!!
You: Im taking u to maury
You: It aint mine
Stranger: No the condom.. It is yours, you're the only person i had sex with
You: What
You: Ni
You: NO
You: No
You: Fine its mine
You: But
Stranger: Mhm
You: I don't want it
Stranger: Too bad
You: But I still wan a dna test
Stranger: Fine.. But it is yours
You: If it is I will stay with you
You: If it isn't we shall go our seprate ways
Stranger: :)
You: Deal?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: Deal
You: {now on maury}
You: Maury:You are...
Stranger: Maury: You are the father!
You: NOOOO
You: Yay...
You: *Does backflip and breaks neck*
Stranger: :O oh my god!!
You: *Paramedics drag body away*
You: *weeoooweeowowwowo*
You: Paramedic: he is in a coma
Stranger: NOOOO
You: YAAAY
Stranger: ayways
Stranger: Anyways*
You: what
You: *slips out of coma*
Stranger: :o
You: Has the baby been born yet?
Stranger: Yes
You: Cool
Stranger: Mhm, it looks like you
You: Whats its name
Stranger: What do you want its name to be? its a boy btw
You: His name is Leonardo Da'Vinci Graham
You: And where is he
Stranger: Okay and asleep
You: When can I leave this hospital
Stranger: Right now
You: Yay
You: Lets go see him
Stranger: Okayy
You: Oh yea
You: and pack your things
You: We are moving to my mansion in Canada
Stranger: Sure thang
You: *In Canada*
You: Welcome to your new home
You: It might be big but I think you can handle it
Stranger: Wanna hold your son?
You: Yes
You: *Holds son*
You: Hello little fella
Stranger: Aww.. Your both so cute
You: hee hee hee
You: (kik?)
You: (no? okay)
You: Welcome to Canada leo
You: Here is your room
Stranger: follows you
You: Here is the living room
You: behind us is the kitchen
You: Well theres the servants quarters
You: and upstairs is a lot of other stuff
You: That's it
Stranger: Its beautiful
You: I put my heart and soul in it
Stranger: Im sure you did
You: I had you a car imported from Italy
Stranger: mkay
You: Its a lamborghini
Stranger: Nice
You: Its pink and baby blue
Stranger: :)
You: U seem tired
You: You should sleep
You: (this fun)
Stranger: yea
Stranger: Imma go
You: why
You: what no?
You: please!!!
You: You are a fun person
Stranger: Thanks, you are too
You: bye
You have disconnected.
