"The Man" and "The One"

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Fun.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: so you like fun?

You: YE

You: yessir

Stranger: thats great

Stranger: what do you do for fun?

You: Everything

You: all at once

You: I mean everything

Stranger: thats awesome, how do you do that?

You: Well all you have to do is believe

You: and with alot of imagination you got yourself anything

You: and everything

Stranger: thats a nice attitude

Stranger: kinda reminds me of spongebob

You: I mean everything man

You: I met spongebob

Stranger: where?

You: In the ocean and under the sea

Stranger: did you go into the pineapple?

You: No

You: It was unclean

Stranger: unclean....under water?

You: Yes

Stranger: well thats a bummer

You: Oh and it was on fire

You: So basically spongebob is better than adelle or whatnot

Stranger: well, i bet he'll never met someone like you

Stranger: find*

Stranger: shit....ruined the joke

You: Yes yes you did

Stranger: im sorry

You: We are mad at you

You: What you did is unforgivable

Stranger: you are more than one?

You: Yes

Stranger: are you shizophrenic?

You: No

You: Im "The One"

You: And you have to face "The One"

Stranger: so...you're god?

You: Wait

You: We mean "The man"

You: And no he is a much higher power

Stranger: you are "the man"?

You: No I am "The one"

You: You have to face "the man"

You: "The Man" is red and black with horns

Stranger: how is that possible

You: "The Man" is not human

Stranger has disconnected.

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