You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Fun.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so you like fun?
You: YE
You: yessir
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: what do you do for fun?
You: Everything
You: all at once
You: I mean everything
Stranger: thats awesome, how do you do that?
You: Well all you have to do is believe
You: and with alot of imagination you got yourself anything
You: and everything
Stranger: thats a nice attitude
Stranger: kinda reminds me of spongebob
You: I mean everything man
You: I met spongebob
Stranger: where?
You: In the ocean and under the sea
Stranger: did you go into the pineapple?
You: No
You: It was unclean
Stranger: unclean....under water?
You: Yes
Stranger: well thats a bummer
You: Oh and it was on fire
You: So basically spongebob is better than adelle or whatnot
Stranger: well, i bet he'll never met someone like you
Stranger: find*
Stranger: shit....ruined the joke
You: Yes yes you did
Stranger: im sorry
You: We are mad at you
You: What you did is unforgivable
Stranger: you are more than one?
You: Yes
Stranger: are you shizophrenic?
You: No
You: Im "The One"
You: And you have to face "The One"
Stranger: so...you're god?
You: Wait
You: We mean "The man"
You: And no he is a much higher power
Stranger: you are "the man"?
You: No I am "The one"
You: You have to face "the man"
You: "The Man" is red and black with horns
Stranger: how is that possible
You: "The Man" is not human
Stranger has disconnected.