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Words: 923. 

Published on: 11.September.2016 

// All of us in a meeting-kind-of room// 

V: Why? Rachel?

Me, Rachel(Sired), Rachel(Wild): Why what? Hey!!! HE'S ASKING ME!!! NO ME!!!

(cause' we all are Taehyung-biased)

V: I meant the author Rachel.....

Me: LOL! BOO HOO FOR YOU!! Well...... I don't know. Like I said, I don't have any ideas anymore...

JK, SH: Then why did you write these fanfics in the first place?? It doesn't even have many readers...

Me: UUUUU SOOOOOO ROOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!! But I dunno.... Maybe I was too bored(?) 

JK: What lame excuses...

Me: Shut up golden kid. 

JK: WHO ARE YOU CALLING ME KID???!!?!?! I AM LIKE 7 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!!

Me: So? //poker face// 

JH: You also so rudeu. You very no fun. 

Me: Shut it. I'm really stressed these days- 

SH: Or is it because you're on your peri-

Me: //shot him the coldest stare that has ever been made//

SH: -od of having too many tests and studying too much(?) 

Me: Yes. Yes it is... But..........

//All focus on me//

Me:................ I might updat- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY LIBRARY?!!---- OH SHIT!!!!---- TAEHYUNG!!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM----

V: You have these kinds of books? Wow...... I can't believe you're like this...... 

JK: Me neither......but damn! This writer knows how to write about me... I put my thing into Y/N--------

Me: STOOPPPPP ITTTT THERE ARE CHILDERN HERE!!!!!! OHMYGOD!!!!! DINO CLOSE YOUR EARS!!!!!! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STARS!!!!!! OH MY GOD PLEASE PUT IT BACK!!!!! IF YOU DON'T, YOU WILL DIE!!!! DIE WITH D.O'S BUTCHER KNIFE!!!!!! :DDD 

Them: //got freaked out slowly put my tablet down and sat back to their seat//

Me: god I can't handle these children......

Them: WE ARE LIKE SOOOO MUCH OLDER THAN YOU N YOU CALL US KIDS?????? 

Me: Cause' you act like one! How am I NOT supposed to call you kids???

Them: .........

Me: Good. Just stay like that. Now where was I???

Jin: You were saying that you are gonna update---- 

Me:...... I AM GOING TO UPDATE!!!!

Jin: ....

Me: //coughs// I mean..... I am going to update in..... a few days, or weeks. Who knows... Oh and we have a visitor!!

Them: Eh? Who?

Me: You blind(eu)? He/She is reading this right now! Introduce yourselves to him/her!! Where are your manners??? I'm truly sorry!!

Them: //cou FAKE! ghs//

Me: YOU WERE SAYING?? //having a creepy face on, sharpening a butcher knife//

Them: I--I mean.... ANNYEOGASAEYO!!!! WE ARE THE CHARACTERS IN RACHEL THE LOVELY AUTHOR AND WE'RE GONNA START WITH.....

Exo: Us! Hana dul set.. WE ARE ONE!!! Annyeogasaeyo We are exo!! 

(after introducing themselves)

Y/N: Wow!! I don't know who to bias with!! 

Me: If you choose Sehun, Imma treat you like my best friend or even my own sister // pulled out a knife enough for him/her to see//

Y/N: Oh...okay..... Well I bias.. (YOUR BIAS IN EXO <not Sehun lol! sorry not sorry>) 

Me: Okay!! Onto the next one!

BTS: dul set... BANG TAN ANNYEOGASAEYO BANGTAN SOYEONDAN IMINITA (i think...) 

(after introducing themselves)

Me: If you choose V, I'll--

Y/N: NO NO NO I CHOOSE (YOUR BIAS IN BTS <not V lol>) 

Don't take this seriously, you can take V or Sehun. It's your choice not mine :) 

Me: And these are the female actresses that I made up. 

Me: Yoona, Hyorin, Winnie, Victoria, Ara, Rachel and Hana. They are from my book "I AM IN A KPOP BAND????". Next is the 2 members of SEVENTEEN, Vernon and Dino with BTS, Rachel an exo member Sehun, Hyuniee, Jessica, Teresa, Iris, Gina and other characters that I lost count are from my first finished book called "My Life With Kim Taehyung". Rachel, Sunghyung, Taehyung are from my book called "Wild". The members from SEVENTEEN and BTS are in my book called "Sired" along with Sooyoon, Rachel, Soojin and other characters. I don't know if I had publish other books but please read these books. Will you join us on how they are complaining on me not updating. 

Y/N: No thanks I'll---

Me: // pulled you down before you answer// I will update the day after tomorrow at 10 pm. I will update 2 chapters for each fanfic. Even the finished one. And will continue the unfinished-finished book except the second book of "My Life With Kim Taehyung" which is "My Life With Kim Mingyu"

Them: HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW THAT SHE WASN'T GONNA UPDATE-------- waitwhatdidyoujustsay???

Me: What? //poker face//

SH: But can you do it? 

JK: Yeah, don't you have any assignments to do or something? 

Me: I do have a few.... so..... I will update 2 chapters for this book, My Pet Cat(?), a chapter on My Life With Kim Taehyung, and a super long chapter on Sired. 

Them: Can you do that?

Me: I'll try. But who knows, maybe I will maybe I won't. But for sure that I will at east update one chapter in one of the fanfics. 

Them: Can you REALLY do it????

Me: You don't want me to do it????

Them:.....

Me: Whatever..... after this random chapter, will come the new chapter of this fanfic and maybe in the afternoon, I'll publish a chapter in one of the fanfics. 

Them: Oh...okay...

Me: So that is the end of this random chapter. I thank you all for coming. BTS, EXO, SEVENTEEN, other female actresses and Y/N. I will try to update more and more. I hope you can bear it with me..... 

Them and me: ANNYEO A.R.M.YS, EXO-LS, CARRATS AND OTHER FANS AROUND THE WORLD WHO ARE READING THIS!! HAVE A NICE MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/NIGHT!!!!



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