Anime One Shots (Various Anime X Reader)

(Bungou Stray Dogs) Dazai Osamu - Mr. Devious

This one shot was requested by millennium_gray I hope you like it! It will contain a little fluff. It's cliché and cheesy. You work as a desk worker in the Armed Detective Agency in this one shot. Mentions of suicide in this one shot. I'm sorry, it's hella short. XD

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Dazai gazed over at you, looking at the features on your face. Curiosity sparked in his brown eyes. You wondered what he was thinking half the time.

The work day was almost over, you sat with Dazai in his office to kill some time. There was no more work left for you and the president of the Armed Detective Agency said you could leave. But, Dazai looked at you with puppy dog eyes and begged you to stay with him in his office.

Dazai was planning something you could tell by his eyes. But what was it? You always knew Dazai was a devious person who liked to turn people for a loop. You knew that too well. He kept staring at you and you started to feel uneasy.

"Dazai, why are you staring at me?" You asked the chocolate coloured haired man.

"Oh that..... I was thinking of doing something, and it involves you. It's a good idea since you have no work to do." Replied Dazai.

"What exactly are you thinking to do?" You asked.

"A game, I want you to guess what my old profession was. I'll let you guess six times, but if you lose you'll do what I want. If you win you can get me to do whatever you want." Said Dazai with a smirk on his face.

You were unaware that this was one of the seven mysteries of the Agency and that there was a reward. No one told you because you didn't ask what his old job was.

"So what do you say? Want to play?" He asked.

"Hmm sure, why not?" You said, agreeing without knowing what you got yourself into.

"Alright then, start!" Cheered Dazai.

"Alright, were you a cashier?" You asked.

"Wrong!" Chirped Dazai.

"Ummm a cook?" You guessed again.

"Boo!" Said Dazai, putting both of his thumbs down.

"A male model? A teacher? A dentist? A doctor?" You asked all at once.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong! But, I'm flattered that you thought I could be a male model." Said Dazai as a light pink tinted on his cheeks.

"Oh fine then, you win....... What do you want me to do?" You asked, feeling defeated.

"Well, work is about done now. Come with me outside and I'll tell you what I want you to do." He said, getting up off the chair.

You both left work and went outside to see a beautiful orange sunset. You both walked to a bridge with a lake under it. Dazai looked in your eyes, it looked like he wanted you to do something serious.

"What I want you to do is..... Commit, a double suicide with me!" Cheered Dazai.

"Wait, what?! Hell no! I'm not doing that! What is wrong with you?! Why do you like suicide?! That's just crazy!" You shouted.

"I'm kidding (Y/N) that's not what I want you to do." Said Dazai.

"Then what do you want me to do?" You asked, wondering again what he was thinking.

He placed both of his hands on your shoulders, "I think your so beautiful. I liked you ever since you first came to work for the Armed Detective Agency. So will you be my girlfriend, and will you kiss me? That is what I want you to do."

"Y-You like me Dazai?! And you want me to kiss you?!" You said you felt your whole face heat up.

"Yeah, do you like me too?" Asked Dazai as his cheeks heated up.

"Of course! Why do you think I asked if you were a male model?! I like you too, Dazai and I would love to be your girlfriend." You said as you smiled.

Dazai smiled back at you and embraced you. You hugged him back, he was so warm.

Then he pulled away and suddenly planted his lips on yours. You closed your eyes and kissed him back. Dazai got what he wanted. Besides, who would say no to him?

After that, you both went hand in hand to your apartment. Dazai spent the night there, with you. It was truly an amazing day.