Sollux Captor x Pet Reader (DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 12- Nuisance

(Reader's Pov)

I woke up on Sollux's chest and sat up rubbing my eyes and fixing my hair.  I then jumped down onto the floor and got a sudden sharp pain in my lower regions and let out a yelp after taking a few steps.  I heard Sollux shuffle in bed and sit up rubbing his eyes and putting on his glasses, he looked down and noticed the hurt look on my face.  "Are you okay?" he asked.  I nodded and kept walking but I let another yelp causing Sollux to get out of bed and walk towards me.  "What'th wrong (Y/n)?"  I looked at Sollux and let out a sigh  "It just hurts to walk"  I could see the smirk on Sollux's face and he just picked me up and walked towards the bathroom,  "How about you take a hot bath and I'll make breakfatht"  I nodded and watched Sollux leave the bathroom, I turned the knob of the tub and watched the water pour out and fill up the tub.  I grabbed some soap and squirted a lot into the tub as the soap formed bubbles.  I stepped in the tub and let the hot water consume me  I played with the bubbles and put some on my hair.  I lowered myself in the tub up to the bottom of my nose and relaxed and closed my eyes while Sollux made breakfast.  

A few minutes passed by and I opened my eyes and saw Sollux in the door way with a smirk on his face.  "Having fun?"  I looked away from Sollux with a slight huff and crossed my arms,  "Yes, now get out I'm bathing".  Sollux chuckled and set a towel down on the toilet seat for when I'm done.  "Breakfatht ith ready, hurry up before It getth cold".  I smiled at Sollux and waved him off.  A few minutes passed and I drained the water out of the tub and grabbed the towel wrapping it around myself, I walked into our bedroom and grabbed some clothes out of my drawer.  I walked out of the bedroom and walked into the kitchen spotting Sollux eating his breakfast.  I sat down next to Sollux and he pushed my plate towards me,  I began to eat the food Sollux cooked for me.  "Tho, did you like latht night" Sollux said elbowing my arm,  I blushed and looked away from him as I finished the last bit of my breakfast.  "Y-Yeah..I did actually"  Sollux had a smirk on his face as he grabbed our plates and put them in the sink.  "Hey, let'th go fuck with KK and pull prankth on him, and watch him get hella piththed". I nodded and Sollux and I went to look for things around the house to use as a prank.  "Do we have any buckets or cake"  Sollux blushed at the word bucket and nodded slightly.  Sollux gave me a bucket and I grabbed some paint out of our bedroom.  "I have a plan"  Sollux leaned in as he listened carefully to my plan  "We fill this bucket up with paint and water it down a bit, knock on his door and splash it on him but we have to hide..and the cake we can put a toy bomb in there and when he opens it on time it explodes in his face"  Sollux patted my head and smiled at me "You're the Queen of Prankth"  I smiled and opened the paint,  "Uuuh what color paint?"  Sollux thought for a moment "Yellow".  I poured yellow paint in the bucket and poured a bit of water in it and stirred the mixture.  "Okay go get another bucket and put more yellow paint in it and make sure you pour a little bit of water in it"  Sollux nodded.  A few minutes passed and we walked to the car and drove to Karkat's Hive.  I hid behind the bushes on the left while Sollux hid on the right side.  Sollux knocked on the door and ran back to his hiding place.  Karkat opened the door and was obvious upset about something.  "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE"  Karkat yelled as he looked around, I gave Sollux a thumbs up and we both splashed the paint on Karkat.  Karkat looked shocked and sat there for a moment.  Sollux and I ran before Karkat could see us,  We got in the car and we heard Karkat yelling at us.  We drove back to our hive and got the cake ready,  I placed the toy bomb in the middle of the cake and covered the evidence.  We waited a few minutes before driving back to Karkat's hive.  We arrived at Karkat's hive and knocked on his door, Karkat swung the door open and looked at us both.  "WHAT DO YOU TOO NOOK STAINS WANT?!"  I looked at Sollux and nudged him to speak.  "We are thorry about the paint prank tho we got you a cake to apologize"  Karkat looked at the cake and then back at us.  "Yeah we made the cake just for you" Karkat looked at me in awe and took the cake away from Sollux.  "WHATEVER, THANKS I GUESS" I clicked the button on the remote and a few seconds passed while Sollux and I backed up for the explosion.  BOOM, cake went everywhere and was all over Karkat's face.  A bit got on Sollux and I but mostly Karkat, we ran towards the car laughing our butts off.  We drove off again and made it back to our hive. 

 "Okay okay one more prank and we are done"  Sollux nodded and I grabbed my phone and gave it to Sollux.  "Put my number on unknown so he doesn't know it's me".  Sollux dialed Karkat's number and we let it ring until Karkat picked up the phone, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS".  Sollux looked at me and cleared his throat "We know who you are Karkat"  Sollux said trying to make his voice deeper.  "I'll will give you 1 minute to do ath I thay or Terezi getth it"  It was silent for a moment and we heard shuffling on the other end.  "HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO TEREZI"  Karkat yelled on the other end.  "Put a bucket on your head and wear nothing but your righteouth leggingth and thend It to uth".  We heard a growl on the end and more shuffling,  "FINE, JUST DONT HURT TEREZI", a few minutes passed and we got a photo from Karkat.  We held in our laughter and continued to mess with Karkat as he sent embarrassing pictures of himself.  "Good, Karkat we will let her go".  "OH THANK GOG" Sollux then hung up the phone and we laughed for a bit as we looked at all the photos we made Karkat do.  By the time all this pranking was done It was already time to head to bed.  "That wath fun"  I nodded as Sollux and I walked to our bedroom.  I put my pajamas on and watched Sollux climbed into bed.  I climbed on to the other side of the bed and wrapped myself in the blanket.  "Good night Sollux"  I said as Sollux nodded and turned off the lights.  I then felt my eye grow heavy and fell asleep.

Thank you @JasmineNFlores for this wonderful idea to have Sollux and the reader annoy the crap out of KartKat.

Stay tuned for Chapter 13, and please keep the ideas coming.