the cheater & the snake ✩ jdb & tas

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[A/N]: don't be a silent reader!

via text message:

justin: hey
justin: i know its late but i didnt know who else to talk to

alfredo: sup man? dont worry i wasnt sleeping anyway

justin: its nothing, i just need some advice

alfredo: is it about a girl?
alfredo: since when you need my help with girls lmao

justin: i dunno im just confused i think?

alfredo: thats okay j, whats it?

justin: if someone tells you not to break a girls heart is it legit to freak out and maybe get mad?

alfredo: okay but
alfredo: who is this about

justin: selena

alfredo: are you kidding me? again? I thought you guys were over?

justin: no you dont get it..
justin: she was the one telling me to be careful and i may have lost it and now i dont know what to do

alfredo: wooo wait
alfredo: you asked your ex for relationship advice?

justin: i didnt ask her she just came to me and told me not to mess up with taylor

afredo: TAYLOR?
alfredo: as in TAYLOR GODDAMN SWIFT?
alfredo: dude you really are screwed

justin: i didnt text you for you to remind me how screwed i am

alfredo: okay but imagine her next album
alfredo: what if shes gonna drop a new single called "belieb" LMAOOO DUDE

justin: you know what i thought you were better than that
justin: taylor is way more than just someone writing love songs, shes humble, wise, shes great and these jokes about her and her "boyfriends" are just mean as fuck man

alfredo: yo man im just sayin
alfredo: you were the one hangin out with kanye west and calling her out tho