HAMbyul: attached an image
HAMbyul: cHEcK IT OUT BIATCH I CAUGHT A SNORLAX
heychan: pft what r u, 10???
HAMbyul: I'm 15 and 2/3 fuck u
heychan: hA YOURE NOT EVEN 16 YET
HAMbyul: stfu old man
heychan: ew u ain't even old enough to watch nc16 movies
HAMbyul: y u gotta hit there :(
heychan: aw did I hurt you
heychan: I'll sneak you into the cinema with me if you wanna ;)
HAMbyul: ew no thx
heychan: ouch
HAMbyul: so I've been thinking
heychan: that's new
HAMbyul: OWNFBFH sTFu LET ME FINISH
HAMbyul: ANYWAYS
heychan: hurry up and say what you gotta i got rice to cook
HAMbyul: how do you know so much about me when I only know of your name
HAMbyul: are you sure you're not a stalker
heychan: after 1 month of talking, you're finally asking me this now
heychan: ?
HAMbyul: I HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES
heychan: and your safety online isn't???? lmAO
heychan: so what do you wanna know about me
HAMbyul: 1. full name 2. age 3. gender 4. sexual orientation 5. education 6. hometown 7. family? 8. height 9. weight 10. any criminal records?
heychan: tf I asked for your friendship not a job, that's a fucking job resume hanbyul
HAMbyul: answer them!!! 🔪🔪🔪
heychan: bruh
HAMbyul: !!!!!!!!!
heychan: fine
heychan:
1. yours 😘
2. if you're 16, I'm 16 ;)
3. anything you want me to be (btw r u homo bi or str8)
4. hanbyul
5. what is education when I have my rich dad paying for my ass
6. Jeju representing
7. Mom dad and 3 other siblings
8. ??????????
9. ??????
10. ;-))
HAMbyul: brO
HAMbyul: YOU HAVE 3 SIBLINGS???? DAMN YOUR PARENTS HAVE BEEN BUSY
heychan: omgOSh HANBYUL orbbfbffiURHR
heychan: THATS NOT THE POINT
heychan: I COULD BE A PEDO PREYING ON YOU RN AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE THE NUMBER OF SIBLINGS I HAVE
HAMbyul: ok but
HAMbyul: could you bring me back a fruit basket from Jeju I heard their fruits are hella good quality produce 👌🏼💯💯👌🏼💯👌🏼👌🏼
heychan: im done w u
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a/n: I have the weekend to take a break and study more for my exams next week but because I've seen that there's more people paying attention to this 'book' I can't help but to feel bad for not updating so here you go
and ngl, I am close to tears because of exams (I barely survived my history, social studies and chinese) but I'm still holding on. pray for me y'all.
