"Update or I'm deleting."
"Update, or I'll copy."
"Update or I'm unfanning."
"You suck at updating."
I recently saw this one on a book "Update or I'll copy it" or something along those lines. And someone else commented "do it."
What?!
It's already annoying to comment just flat out update, but now you're threatening, publicly, to steal the story.
First, you're an idiot.
If you were to copy, get ready to lose a law suit.
Secondly, you're an unappreciative ass.
And lastly, you're inconsiderate.
And the author replied something along the lines of: fuck you, you're an idiot (but much nicer).
Damn.
I understand you're excited to read more, and most likely, so does the writer, but commenting just update can get enjoying, and threatening sure as hell isn't the way to go.
Get smart, like really, can we not?