The Wolf Of Ouran High School

Oh Look, Another Crazy Lunatic

By this time in the story, Haru is just like,"Fuck this shit." and he wears his regular clothes too after the hair incident.

"I'm sorry Cow but steak tastes delicious. You can't blame me for being a wolf and loving meat!" I yell at Cow as we walked through the school halls, arguing about food.
"Can't you at least try to eat something that isn't meat for once though?! There's lots of food that doesn't have meat that taste good!"
"Like what!"
"Macoroni. Noodles. Rice. Sala-"
"OK SOME OF THOSE ARE GOOD BUT YOU'RE WRONG FOR SALAD. I CAN HAVE A BACON SALAD!" I interrupted Cow, earning a 'you are a stupid dumbass' face from him when I told him the bacon comment.
After he gave me the look he looked forward and pointed.
"Have you ever seen that girl before Wolf?" he asks as I look ahead to who he was pointing at. There was a girl standing infront of the host club entrance twiddling with her thumbs. Wait, how did we end up here?! Uh whatever.
"Hey you! Girl weighing her options on going to that hell hole or not!" I yell, gaining her attention. obviously cause you freakin yelled Misika.
We walk closer until we're about two feet apart and I ask,"You new?"
"Yes, how can you tell?"
"Because you aren't going into that crazy house immediately with hearts in your eyes." I answer, yawning a bit.
She looks at us for a moment until she says,"You two remind me of one of the characters from my game!"
Huh?
"Wha?"
She suddenly went into lala-land rambling about something.
"So you gonna go in or not?" I ask, shutting her up.
"Well... i-is it true that Kyoya Ooturi is there?" Holy crap, she went to psycho to shy quick.
"Uh yea-"
"YES!"
DAMN SHE'S LOUD.
"Don't yell in my ear!"
"Sorry!"
Still freakin loud. I dislike her already. She's as loud as Cat and Boar when their together and he's trying to run away from her.
"Sheesh it's ok just shut up will you!"
"Alright but...' What is she gonna sa- 'will you two come with me inside? I don't really know what to expect.."
Really?
"Dude we just met 5 seconds ago."
"I know but still please!" She pleaded, tears in her eyes like a child asking their parent to buy them candy.
"If one of us say yes will you be quiet?"
"Of course!"
"Alright then C-" I started only to get interrupted by who was suppose to be her victim him.
"Not it." Cow says as he quickly backs away.
"COME ON!" I yell as she grabs me and heads in.
Wait I don't even know her name!
"What's your name new g-"
"Shhh!"
Did she just shush me?! THE WOLF OF THE SOMHA FAMILY?! I'll let it go since she's new here.
She pulled me over to a corner to peek at the host club or something while I just stood behind her, poker-faced. She looked so freakin non-crazy right now when she's all quiet and shy.
"Hello miss what are you waiting for?" I hear Hikarus voice ask as I lean against the wall, waiting behind the new girl barely out of his eye sight.
"It's no fun watching from the sidelines." Kaoru says, probably seeing me since his voice seems to be to her right and not directly in front of her.
I can barely tell the difference between them now 'cause I barely noticed their voices are different pitches.
"Please miss." They say together. I look at her back to see her shaking for some reason. Maybe she's trying to stop herself from squealing or something.
"Now boys, how many times do I have to tell you to be more courteous towards a first time guest?" I hear Tamaki tell the twins.
I peek at the girls back view to see her head titled up and Tamaki's head beyond hers cause he's freakishly tall.
"Please, you don't have to be afraid, my princess. I welcome you to the Ouran Host Club."
'Five bucks she's gonna go and swoon over them.' I think, betting with myself. I could feel heat coming off from her face so she's probably blushing deeply. 'She's gonna fall for hi-'
BAM!
She punched Tamaki in the face!
"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PHONY!" she yells out.
"Dammit I owe myself five bucks now." I mumble until I realized. She punched him in the face and called him a phony.
"Pfft HAHAHAHA! My god I like you now new girl!" I yell out before collapsing to the ground in a fit of laughter.
"H-huh?! What do you mean by phony?!?! And why are you here Misika?!" Tamaki questions, holding his now red cheek that the new girl punched.
As I finish laughing I shrug and say,"I was it." Tamaki just looked at me with confusion until his attention was regained to the newbie.
"Just what I said, you phony!' she yelled, pointing at him with a small glare.
'I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this Host Club! You shouldn't be spreading your love so easily like that you stupid dimwitted narcissist!"
Suddenly, arrows were stabbed at Tamaki for every insult. "How.. what.." I mumble, I seriously can't be the only one seeing this. It's like were in an anime or a fan-fiction story. How dare you be self-aware Misika.
Finally, the evil tax collector spoke,"I don't suppose you are-"
"IT'S YOU KYOYA!" MY EARS! I death glared her, her obviously not noticing since she pretty much glomped him and I was facing her back.
My poor sensitive ears, and what makes it worse is that I literally have the hearing of a wolf so she was SO much louder.
"Oh how I've longed to meet you, my Prince Charming!"
"Wait what now? HIM a prince charming?! EVEN THE TWINS ARE MORE PRINCELY THAN HIM! A demon most likely, stalker yes, but A PRINCE CHARMING!?" I tell her as she looked at me as Kyoya held a slight shocked expression from her actions until he decided to 'prove me wrong´.
"I'm just well infor-"
"SAME THING.. I'm just happy my family can keep secrets from stalkers like him." I say, mumbling the last part. "So crazy girl I just met ten minutes ago.. who are you and are you sure you ain't got the wrong person?"
"I'm Renge Houshakuji, and I'll be transferring to Ourans first year Class-A tomorrow! AND I'M NOT CRAZY."
"Oh goody.." I reply, ignoring her remark on her not being crazy.
Well sadly later on in the day Renge forced me had me follow her around for some reason while she 'managed' the host club. I always saw Cow looking at me with a smirk at random times where I was with Renge. That evil bastard, I'll chop him up into bits and feet him to Cat later.