"Are you alright Misika? You're not yelling because of the time like you always are." Cow asked as he entered my room, fixing his large furry coat he always has on.
"Yeah just don't wanna go to school today so I'm trying to become one with the bed." I groaned, staying still on the bed under my blanket.
"Yeah sure whatever, just get your ass up already and hurry. You're gonna go to school if you like it or not." Cow told me as he pulled off the my beautiful blanket. Evil bastard.
"Nah."
"Don't you 'nah' me. Get up already."
"Nah." I looked up to see Cows face, clearly irritated.
"I'm going to say this one more time... GET YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I FUCKING MURDER YOU."
"...nah"
"THAT'S IT!" He immediately grabbed me, slung me over his shoulder, got our stuff, and out the door we went. Everyone glanced at us but went back to doing their own thing. What can I say, the Sohma family is used to this already.
"I didn't change Cow. I'm still in my dirty clothes."
"You're lying and you know it. You had a long sleeved shirt yesterday."
"Damn you and remembering what I wore a day before, but yet you can't even remember the route to Dog's hom-"
"SHUT UP!"
Cow walked out the door, steam fuming out of his ears, before I realized something.
"WHERE'S MY BABY!"
"I didn't grab your stupid skateboard."
"BUT IT'S MY CHILD!"
"IT'S NOT ALIVE."
"I KNOW DUMBASS. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I LOVE IT MORE THAN YOU."
"I AM NOT."
"Now THAT'S a lie and you know it Cow."
"Be quiet!"
*To School*
"Hey Cow..." I started as I just looked up to the sky as we entered school territory.
"Yeah?" He asked, looking over to me.
"Are you gonna put me down anytime soon? We're already at the freakin school." I finished as a lot of students stared at me, the person who 'defeated' Honey, being carried by her brother and practically helpless.
"Sure, just tell me the magic words." He said as he stopped walking.
"*Gasp* NEVER!" I yelled, gaining more attention from the people around me.
"Then I guess you're gonna be carried by me for the rest of the day." He replied as he looked forward once again and continued walking.
"Mother fucking piece of s-"
"Those aren't the words.~"
"I-I... I ATE ALL THE FOOD YOU WERE STORING YESTERDAY!" I yelled out, knowing those weren't the words but they'll do the job.
"YOU WHAT!?" He retaliated, instantly dropping me to the ground.
"Yes freedom!" I cried out while throwing hands up in the air, well that is until I got captured. I was suddenly in the air, someone carrying me by my armpits.
"NO, IMPRISONMENT!" I cried, swinging my head back to see Mute. "Why Mute, WHY!"
He said nothing and just moved his head to the right a bit. I looked over that direction to see Tomboy caught by the twins and Honey... on Cow, climbing and clinging onto him. They brought the three of us to a limo, well except for Shortstack since Cow just walked over with him clung to Cows leg, as a window opened showing Blondie in sunglasses?
*After the kidna- I mean casual car ride*
"...Where are we?" I asked as the sun burned my skin, covering my face with my hand.
"The beach obviously. Can't you hear the waves, the seagulls, and the screams of girls as they look at us?" Rascal replied as he leaned onto my shoulder.
"What?" I asked, shoving his face away from me.
"Remember Valentine's Day?" Glasses asked, grabbing a bottle of sun screen.
"Uh..."
"*Sigh* You said yes to coming along with us to the beach." He responded, putting sunscreen on his arms.
"Oh yeah huh. Wait, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO FOLLOW MUTE OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF FREAKIN KIDNAPPING ME."
"We knew you were going to run away." Glasses replied.
"Hey, I may not like you guys but I do NOT back out of promises I make."
"I'll keep that in mind next time."
"There probably won't be a next time jer-"
"WAAAAH LOOK IT'S THE HOST CLUB!" Yelled a few girls a far distance from us.
"...Wut?"
"Did I forget to mention that we are still hosting? Those are some of our clients."
"If you're working, then how come you invited us?.. YOU'RE CHARGING US AREN'T YOU. YOU'RE TRYING TO EARN MORE MON-"
"No we are not charging you for coming along with us. The reason we invited you two was to become friends, not receive money from you, but if you want to pay-"
"NOPE, I'M GOOD." I yelled, hands up as I spun away from Glasses.
I walked toward Tomboy and held her shoulders as I bluntly asked,"Why do you dress up as a dude when you're a girl?"
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.
.
"WHA?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Blondie yelled, pulling her away from me.
"Wow Haruhi you look-" Prankster started, eyes darting all around.
"extra manly today doncha?!" Rascal ended, both nervously laughing.
Cue the anime sweatdrop from both Misika and Haru
"You idiots don't need to lie to me, I found out a while ago."
The three idiots immediately shut up as Haruhi questioned,"How? The only ones that know are these guys."
"OH UM... I HAVE MY WAYS. HAHAHAHAHA... HA... ha." I yelled, immediately backing away from them. "Well, Ima go swim. Anyone wanna race?"
"But you don't have a swimsuit Misika-Chan." Honey answered, pointing at my clothes.
"Oh yeah huh I have jeans on... well screw it! I'll still win who ever races me! So who wants to race?!" As soon as I said that, Mute stepped towards me, taking up my offer.
"Then let's go, I'll definitely win for sure!"
"Ah crud, I spoke to soon." I whispered as I sunk to the sand, soaking wet. I saw two pairs of feet infront of me as I slowly looked up to see the faces I didn't wanna see at the moment.
"What did you say Misika? Oh right! 'I'll definitely win for sure!'" Cow said, smirking, while trying to imitate my voice by making his squeaky.
"My voice doesn't sound like bi-."
"Well, that was entertaining to watch. Especially how you actually tried to kick off your pants to see if you would swim faster." Glasses said as he held up my jeans that were in the water before. "Maybe you should get a towel or something, your underwear is showing."
"So? It's the same as if I was wearing a bikini. I don't give a f-"
"MISIKA AS YOUR FATHER I DEMAND YOUR PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. NO MAN SHOULD SEE YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS UNTIL YOU ARE MARRIED." Tamaki yelled from the other side of the beach.
"Father?" I asked, looking up as Glasses for answers.
"He thinks of everyone in the Host Club as family."
"But I'm not in your 'family'. I already have one."
"It doesn't matter, and plus your brother is his 'son' too. He'll still care for you whether you like it or n-"
"Shut up please, I'm going to build a castle with Shortstack." I pointed toward the tiny blonde as I stood up and mumbled,"I'm out..."
*Kyoya P.O.V*
"I'm out..."
I was left alone with Haru as Misika walked away from us, head towards the ground.
"Hey Kyoya..." I heard Haru whisper, earning my attention as I faced him.
"Hmm?"
"Can you not talk about family and care for in one sentence when you're talking to my sister? She had it rough when we younger, we both did actually, so I'd appreciate it if you just leave the family subject outta conversations." Haru spoke, grabbing the pants that were still in my grasp as he began to walk towards the Tamaki.
"Interesting... So it seems that the past should also be a touchy subject since it was hard on them..."
"GAH, WHERE'S MY PANTS?!"
I chuckled,"Did she already forget? It's been less that ten minutes."
A/N: Well, just in case anyone is confused here's the 'key/legend' of the nicknames:
Mute: Mori
Tomboy: Haruhi
Shortstack: Honey
Blondie: Tamaki
Prankster: Hikaru
Rascal: Kaoru
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The Wolf Of Ouran High School
FanfictionA girl named Misika Sohma, a twin sister of Hatsuharu Sohma, has the zodiac curse of the family. She is the year of the dog, but much like the cat - the "mistake of the Zodiac - she isn't supposed to be there, she isn't supposed to exist. Whenever s...
