Look at the text you are trying to read. Identify each individual letter and find out what word it is based upon how it is spelled. If you do not know the word, look it up in the dictionary. If you cannot understand the definition, ask someone else. Next, continue reading until you come upon a period. This signifies your great accomplishment in reading your first sentence. Then continue on after the period, and find other predicaments to solve, such as; what does that mean? If this means this, then why is it used differently than how I first learned it? Why am I still reading this? Is there any gain from this story or article? Finally, realize that you can read and stop reading this chapter.
So, you've decided to continue? Well then, I've got some news for you. This is the last sentence, so enjoy your reward for being such a rebel.
