Me: welcome to the ☆hetalia prank calls and randomness☆we--
America: *slams the door* I WANT SOME BUUURRRGGGGEEERRRRRSS!!
Me:*dark aura surrounded me* how dare you to break my door! *shouts* YOU KNOW,THAT DOOR IS NOT JUST A DOOR,IT CAN TALK!!!
Door: you're so mean america ;-; *dies*
America: what the--!! the door really talks! QAQ"
Me: *back to normal self*great,now my door is dead -_- ...by the way america, what are you doing here? :/
America: i want some BURGERS!!! MANY BUUURRRGGGEEEERRRRSS!!!
Me: o_0 ..well..there are no burgers here in our place..and can you please shut up?you're making me deaf because of your loud voice..
America: *ignores my complains*NO BURGERS?!? NO WAY!! I WANT SOME BURGERS!!! >~<
Me: *pissed,hits america with a water pipe* magic metal pipe of pain! 0^0 ( yeah..just like ivan XD)
America: *sent flying to the mountans*
2p!America: *pops out nowhere* home run! *disapears*
[ after a minute ]
Kurumu: ugh.. its so boring we don't have any victims _~_
Maria: lets play truth or dare! ^^
Me: good idea ^^
Hayate: *mumbles* i had a bad feeling about this..
Me: *confused* are you saying something hayate?
Hayate: uh-um no.. 0_0
Me :okay then,let's start! Maria,truth or dare?
Maria: dare ^^
Me: i dare you to notice Matthew Williams (Canada) ^^ *dials* hello?
Canada: hi? Umm..who are you?
Me: i'm Olaf,meet me at this place ************** dont worry i'm not a 2p! I just want to talk with you..
Canada: umm..okay.
Me: thank you! *hangs up*
[ after a minute ]
Canada: *standing infront of my perfectly symmetrical mansion* so..this is Olaf's house.. *uses the doorbell*
Me: oh canada is here *opens the new door* hi canada come in! ^^
Canada: ummm... *shyly enters the house*
Me: MARIA!CANADA IS HERE!
Maria: here i come..so where's kuya canada po?
Canada: *eyes widen* m-maria? 0_0
Maria: k-kuya Olaf,did you hear that po?
Me: uhh..its canada,behind you.. -_-"
Maria: *turns around* where?
Canada: i'm here maria..
Maria: i heard the same voice again..and kuya Olaf,canada is not here po..*scared* maybe its a ghost! QAQ
Canada: m-maria,i'm not a ghost.. -_-"
Maria: *screams* THE GHOST,ITS TALKING TO ME! WAAAAHHH! I'LL PASS!I DONT WANT TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE ANYMORE!! *runs and hide*
Me: ..what's wrong with her? o_0
Canada: she didn't notice me again ;-;
Me: aww,dont worry canada.i noticed you ^^ and you're so cute :3 *pokes Canada's cheeks* lets be friends ^^
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☆Hetalia Prank Calls And Randomness☆
FanfictionThis book is about prank calling and has a sort of--randomness?..Oh yeah randomness (..and craziness XD).The assistant prank callers are from...( sorry everyone,its a secret ^_~ but don't worry you'll find out later ^^ ),they're prank calling rando...
