Warning: cursing
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[ at america's mansion]
America: WOOOO!!LETS START!! *plays a loud music*
Prussia and America: *dancing*
England: wanker *drinks tea*
Hayate and (Y/N): *dives on the swimming pool*
Russia: *drinking vodka*
Italy and Germany: *inside the closet*
Romano: the fauque! *approaches the closet*
Germany: ....vhat are ve doing here in the closet?
Italy: ve~ i wanna go to narnia ^^
Germany: *facepalms* narnia is not true italy
Italy: *sees a rat,screams* AAAAAAH HHHHHH!!
Romano: *hears italy's scream and the loud bang from the closet* grrrrr, that fucking potato bastard!
Germany: *jumps* vhere is it?! *trips and falls on top of italy* i-italy.. *blushes*
Italy: doitsu.. *blushes*
Romano: *opens the closet,sees the position of germany and italy* YOU FUCKING POTATO BASTARD!!LET GO OF MY FRATELLO!! *drags italy* italy go away from that dumb bastardo, he's dangerous!
Italy: ve~ but germany didnt do anything bad!
Romano: DIDNT DO ANYTHING?!BUT HE NEARLY FUCKED YOU!!
Germany: *blushes deep red*v-vhat?! but i dont have intention to do that!
Italy: *explains*
Romano: (-*-) idiota!
Me: *holds out a jar* a swear jar! ^^
Romano: ugh! *drops a quarter in the jar* you sounded like oliver
Me: tehee~ ^^
Spain: mi romano~ *hugs romano from behind*
Romano: *blushes* g-get away from me bastardo!
Spain: *drags romano in their bedroom*
Japan: ....yaoi *nosebleeds*
Me: *curious* what are they doing?
France: ohonhonhon~ they're doing something miraculous~
Me: ....miraculous?
[ after few minutes ]
Spain: ;-;
Me: omg,what happened??
Spain: mi poor romano..i think i hurt his butt earlier ;-;
France: ohonhonhon~ details spain details~
Japan: *nosebleeds* they rearry did it *faints*
Romano: *blushes deep red*s-shut up you fucking perverts!!that tomato bastard hitted me on the butt earlier using that wood!!
Maria: tangina!dos por dos na kahoy ang putek XD
Spain: b-but it was an accident!!i dragged him to the room to ask him if he brought some tomatoes and a cockroach suddenly appeared,so i grabbed a wood and hitted it as hard as i can,but instead of the cockroach,i accidentaly hitted romano's butt!
Me: pffff,that was horrible XD
Maria: *laughs* hahahaha! XD
Romano: .//////.
Spain: actually,this is the second accident that happened...
Me: really?what was the first one?
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