BTS imagines #WATTYS2017

boy in skool ; M.Y.

"the illuminati is real."

you look at Yoongi like he just said he was north korean and that he was about to bomb the United States. naturally you laugh in his face because since when has north korea ever said this? literally every fucking week and when have they ever posted up? never.

"bitch imma prove it to you. just sit back and relax as you're about to get yo mind blown."

"today's date is September 12,2016 or 9/12/16. 12 divided by 2 is 6. There's your first six. 9 divided by 3 is 3 multiplied by the 2 in 12 and you get 6. There's another 6. oh and what's that? there'a a 6 iN THE NUmbER 16?2?4??5?6??7?6??4!2!4!!66!4!!"

you yell as you stand up, "oh my-"

"shut the fuck up bitch i haven't finished speaking. that gives you 666. illuminati confirmed !2!3!!!!3!5!!6!6!!6!!4!4!3"

"omg harambe who?"

yoongi suddenly gives you the deadliest glare you've ever seen as he hulk punches you through the floor, past the layers of the earth and into hell.

"put some respek on his name. harambe wouldn't have treated me like this."