Deadpool's POV
Why did I kill that guy. I mean... yeah he was going to kill Tony but now I have to take care of his stupid dog. It's like hey Wade thanks for saving my life and whatever now take care of this annoying little dog.
So I've been up all night listening to the dog bark and wondering if I should kill it. I decided that I will indeed kill the fluff ball. I take out my katana and look at the dog. My arm is ready to swing down and hit the dog but I hear a knock on the door.
"Just a minute.", I say.
"Don't kill the dog Wade.", says a voice that I recognize to be the great Captain Americas voice.
I open the door and look at him, meh, he's attractive but really only when he's in his suit does he turn me on.
"Sup Stevie?", I say.
"Tony left his wallet have you seen it?", Steve asks.
"Wait it's only six a.m. when did you talk to Tony? Ooh those are last nights clothes! Stevie are you taking the walk of shame?", I tease. Everyone knows about Cap and Tony even though they tried so hard to keep it a secret.
"Shut up Wade, at least I'm up all night doing something other than listening to a stupid dog.", he blushes.
"I haven't seen his wallet but I was about to see the inside of this dog, so go away. ", I say. Cap turns to walk out but before he gets away I shout, "Put on some Axe I can smell sex all the way from over here. "
We'll that was my before breakfast fun now it's breakfast and then Spidey stalking time. My beautiful spider I can't wait to see your naked ass.
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