Adopted By Jacob Sartorius

Chapter Two

Kylie

After the festival the town had, everyone except me got back into their rooms, for I was the only "Blonde with blue eyes, straight hair, and pale skin" thanks to my makeup skills that were poppin. 😘💖

Suddenly the ground shook! A faint rawring sound could be heard in the distance. Oh shit, gotta blast.

The power went off. Alright, what kind of freaky shit is this? Suddenly, a faint laughing track that they used in family friendly shows started playing softly.

Becky suddenly erupted from the ground and floated in the air. She was inside a purple vortex and her emo hair floated.

Woah! Gotta blast 🚀💥

Becky looked more emo than ever. She had black liquid dripping out of her eyes, mouth, and ears. Her head spun around rapidly and worst of all... she was wearing an mcr shirt!!

I gripped my Emo Repellent™ (holy water) in my hand and prepared myself.

Suddenly the laughing tracks became louder and more disturbing.

"Oh sweet jesus!" Mrs. Anuslicker started running up the stairs but Becky shot out a ray of light out of her finger and hit Mrs. Anuslicker.

Mrs. Anuslicker suddenly disappeared! 😱

Everyone started panicking and running around in circles. Becky ignored them but started floating her way towards me.

I quickly shielded myself with my Emo Repellent™. A bead of sweat slowly ran down my forehead.

I took a salt packet out of my pocket and made a circle around me then I sprayed my repellent around me.

Becky suddenly stopped in front of me and rawred to the maximum force!

"Bitch, you shook," I sprayed her with my repellent and watched as her skin burned. She cried out in agony and the laughing tracks became louder than ever.

Suddenly the door opened and there stood Rolf Sartorius. In a blink of an eye, everything went back to normal and Becky fell into Rolf's arms.

"Uh hi, I'm here to adopt one of you," He awkwardly scratched his head.

I quickly snatched my wig and rubbed my makeup off. I took several steps back and cringed.

"ME!" Becky stood up and dragged Rolf out the door.

At least that Emo Rat™ is gone. I decided to update my blog.

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