Book of Boredom

[TFP] Decepticons X Reader

A/N:
Sorry I haven't updated anything! My inspiration is fading at some point, but it'll come back evetually :3
And until then, I have da Book of Boredom! \(^o^)/

I kinda am a bit obsessed with the 'Cons now... TFP in general '-'

Author P.O.V (Need 2 learn)
You've got captured by the Decepticons for some sort of 'test'. They wanted to see what humans are doing the whole time on their planet. They knew, they had to capture a human who knew what they were doing... but not even they believed a human could capture their sparks. Yep, the whole ship fell for you, not every vehicon but the ones who actually had a processor to know that you were roaming free aboard the Nemesis.

You were currently on the shoulder of the silent mech, Soundwave. He loved it when you showed him items of humans, for example an old toy of you, a robot which could actually walk.
Soundwave found it odd that you brought your 'childhood toys' to the ship but he shrugged it off and continued working. Soundwave was always jealous of Starscream, not because he is the SIC (Second In Command), because he always took you away from him. And if Soundwave tried to complain, the seeker would always send the silent mech on a new mission or would just order him to work on his current task.
You personally disliked it to see the 'Cons being jealous of each other, so you always tried to hang out with each of them.

Back to the story, Starscream held you in his servo as he walked down the hallways of the Nemesis.
You smiled and waved when you saw two vehicons passing. They waved back and Starscream gave them a death glare which meant something like 'Buzz off, she's mine!'. Well, you understood it more like 'Get back to work!'
You two reached his berthroom door. Before Starscream could even tell you to stay in there (he wants the others to forget you so you're all his'n stuff), Megatron showed up...

"Starscream, I need you to find three energon cubes. Knockout and Breakdown should go, but they are busy." said Megatron.
Starscream looked a bit annoyed but you could fell his servo slightly shaking in fear "B-But my liege... w-why can't the vehicons go?" "No no no... I'd like my SIC (Second In Command) to go." Before the seeker even noticed what was happening, you were already lifted by Megatron's servo. The warlord just started to walk away, with you in his servo.

Suddenly Megatron got knocked out when a frying pan hit his faceplate. You should have fallen down like Megatron. However, another servo caught you, you looked up and saw a vehicon a.k.a Steve.
It's still hard for you to find the difference between Steve and the other vehicons. But you already found out that Steve has an unusual name and personality. For example, he played with you and your toys when every other Decepticons went out on a mission.

"What a shame... Seems like someone threw a giant item what the humans use for 'cooking' at our master." Steve said in a mused tone, he sighed, still amused "Too bad... C'mon (N/N), let's get the doc."
You nodded slowly, still a bit startled that a giant frying pan just knocked out the leader of the Decepticons.
Starscream on the other servo tried to hold back his laughter, he couldn't believe that a vehicon just hit Megatron with a frying pan in his faceplate.

After you told Knockout and Breakdown that Megatron just got knocked out cold by a frying pan, both couldn't stop laughing, Steve also snickered while you just kept glaring at them. You also hated it when a Decepticon was laughing at another Decepticon. You were standing next to Knockout's keyboard and tepped your foot while still glaring at them. When they didn't stop after two minutes, you just threw a human-sized frying pan at knockout's helmet. He fell to the ground.

"Guys! This is serious! He might need medical help, his processor could be damaged!" You were worried about Megatron because he was one of your favorite Decepticons, even if he's bossy around your other friends.
The sight of K.O being K.O ( ;3 ) gave the other two Decepticons the chills. Oh, that's also a reason why the 'Cons respected you, you were sometimes a bit... let's say creepy.

"Breaky~ , could you be a dear... to move your aft and bring Megsy here? Stevie, show him where Megsy is. Knocky..." you looked down at the medic who tried to stand up "...stop being so clumsy and fix Megatron's helmet. You should really stop tripping." you giggled slightly at the end. The three 'Cons just loved your laughter. Knockout stood up while Breakdown and Steve went to the hallway where Megatron lied.

~ Time Skip brought you by a flying frying pan ~

Knockout fixed Megatron's helmet. After a while, Soundwave and Starscream joined you in the medbay. Steve and Breakdown left after you told them that you may or may not have 'accidentally' hit some other 'Cons with your frying pan, which left you with Knockout, Starscream, Soundwave and a still unconscious Megatron at the medbay.
It was new for you to be in the same room with them, either because you've never talked to all of them at once or the fact that they gave each other a death glare when you talked to one of them.
(You couldn't see Soundwave's face but you could feel his aura when he looked at the other Decepticons.)

"Guys? I know you're not like best buddies, but do you REALLY have to glare nonstop at each other? It's... kinda creepy to be honest..." They all immediately stopped glaring "Oh..." Knockout started "Sorry... Instinct."
You rolled your eyes "Listen... I don't know if I could ever choose one of you... I love you all equally."
They were shocked that you knew their crush on you, they also could all feel their sparks beating like crazy because you admitted that you loved them.

Then you got an idea "How about you share me? You already share me as pet of the Nemesis so I could technically be your girlfrie- I-I mean your sparkmate." They all looked at each other and nodded, Megatron walked up to you and held out his servo. You climbed onto his servo and smiled at the 'Cons ...

**Extended Ending**

"(Y/N)?"
"Yeah, Breaky?"
"What would you do if a Decepticon tried to get you sparked?"

"..."

"I'd jump off of the ship first before he could rape me. If he would catch me, I would simply punch his optics. And if he's in jet mode... I would bring my frying pan first before I jump off of the ship. An old friend of mine would catch me. (Predaking xD) Anyone else a question?"

"..."

"Yes, Knockout?"
"Is it even possible for a human to get sparked?"
"Dunno. If it is, don't even try to rape me.

"..."

"That's illogical and physically impossible."
"Shut up, Shocky."

"..."

"Yes, Screamy?"
"Who would try to get you sparked anyway?"
"*every other 'Con rises one servo*"

"..."

"I'll go to bed now. Soundwave, gimme something to lock the door, an laser-alarm (Is that how you call it?) and some traps for the floor, ceiling and wall, please... I might aswell need to keep my frying pan under my blanket... (°-°) "

A/N: Dunno why I wrote this... I'M BORED! xD