A/N: WARNING: Odd and illogical fanfiction, maybe OOC.
By the way, should I create a Maplestory One-Shot book/Maplestory fanfiction series?
Author's P.O.V
"WHO. ATE. ALL. MY. COOKIES.?!?! TELL ME.!!" echoed your voice through Azwan.
No, you were not a commander of the Black Mage, but you lived with them all. You were Damien's childhood friend who also got bullied, but not as often as Damien since you most likely hid somewhere where not even a demon could find you. You got bullied because you were completely human but something was different about you. No one knows why you're so different from the other humans but one thing is clear to everyone, you made the commanders of the Black Mage to your friends.
Why you were in Azwan? The commanders were assisting Hilla in a battle against the heroes and neither of them wanted to leave you all alone. They left you with some guards and a cookie jar... which was empty. You just realized it after like thirty minutes. Deal with it. You were currently standing between the commanders and the heroes, both sides immediately stopped fighting, and they all just thought ''Dafuq?".
"It was either Damien or Magnus, I can sense that. So, who of you jerks ate my cookies?!" Damien and Magnus pointed at each other "HE DID IT!".
The heroes were confused about what was even going on. Arkarium, Von Leon and Will tried to hold back their laughter but let pass some chuckles, Hilla and Orchid just facepalmed.
You glared daggers at them "Hands of my cookies. You'll get me new one. I'll let it pass this time but beware of my friend (Chuck Norris) who won't hesitate to kill you if he ever sees you with MY cookies." They shivered because they knew who you meant by that.
Hilla sighed "(N/N), please go elsewhere. Can't you see that we're in a battle?" You rolled your eyes "Yeah, I'm sorry if these two-" you pointed at Damien and Magnus "-are always stealing my sweets!", "Is she on her shark week again or why's she so mad? She's usually 20% less annoyed..." Damien whispered to Magnus, who shrugged "Dunno, but why in the world did you suggest to steal her cookies? I bet she would have been less angrier at us if we would have stolen bonbons instead..."
"Why do you steal from her in the first place?" Arkarium suddenly whispered between them, which startled Damien and Magnus.
"Why are we whispering? Telling secrets now, are we?" Will joined them with a taunting face.
Von Leon couldn't hold back his laughter anymore, Will's face was the last straw for him... he literally fell onto the floor and laughed. The heroes were now even more confused about the scene in front of them but they didn't question it. Aran and Phantom looked at Will... and also fell onto the ground, laughing.
"Well, seems like they're already dying of laughter because of your dank memes, Will." Orchid giggled, trying to hold back her own laughter. Will coughed and straightened himself up, getting serious again. Von Leon and the others also calmed down and stood up again.
"And YOU--" you shot a death glare towards the heroes "--just WHO do you THINK you are?! Showing up for battle on a beautiful sunny day which could have been a perfect day for a picnic!!" Magnus started to whisper again "Does she even know it's always like this in Azwan?" Hilla elbowed him "Shhh-! Don't ruin her special moment!"
The heroes were trying to find an answer to that kind of question since they didn't know how to respond to this. Evan spoke up "Uh... well, you see... we're supposed to save the world here o-or at least Azwan..." You glared at the mage, who slightly shivered in fear. I swear, if looks could kill, the heroes plus Damien and Magnus would have died sixty-nine times already.
"Leave. I'll give you the chance to retreat, so either do that or I'll just call my friend." Mercedes looked annoyed "Excuse me?! It's about the lifes of thousands of people! We can't just retreat-!"
"Did I stutter?" Mercedes now also shivered in fear, so did the rest of their team. Damn, you were the devil in female version when you were pissed. And that means something. Maybe that was the reason you were different from normal humans.
"R-RETREAT!!" Luminous and Shade yelled at the same time and already ran away, the rest followed them, oddly fearing you more than the commanders/the Black Mage.
"(N/N) just made them retreat without even fighting them." stared Von Leon amazed, the rest stared also amazed, forgetting about you still being in devil mode.
"Now, back to you jerks..." Your demonic voice was still there, which made Damien and Magnus shiver again. But your voice changed back to your normal, a bit childish voice. "I want new cookies, and more than just one jar." They all sweatdropped and nodded. You then walked back to the guards, where you were before.
Let's just say the commanders tried their best to keep you happy, so they wouldn't have to deal with the devil herself. They also held back Damien and Magnus from stealing your cookies. The Black Mage saw you as great weapon against the heroes, but you refused to help him with the statement-
"Dude, taking over the world is boring. I'd rather join Chuck Norris and help him kill your most idiotic commanders than work for ya, mate."
A/N: Don't ask, told ya that it's illigical and a bit OOC
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