A/N: I'm playing Skyrim with mods now and I found some mods like Alduin and Brynjolf as follower. Of course I also got a mod where I can have up to 15 follower, which gave me this idea. It was a fun idea because I had to kill a bandit leader and I evetually did kill him... but Marcurio accidentally hit Brynjolf and they started fighting against each other. None of them could die so the fight lasted forever until Khajo, Inigo and me went out of the building and walked in again where I killed Brynjolf per console. He didn't die but his time of exhaution gave Marcurio the opportionity to walk out with us and back in where they FINALLY stopped fighting... XD And it happened again with Inigo VS Marcurio and Inigo VS Kharjo VS Brynjolf (Kharjo got knocked to the ground).
Author's P.O.V
You were travelling with one dragon, one dog, two khajiits and two idiots. Yep, best group ever. You were travelling from Whiterun to Riften because you had to ask Delvin or Vex for the next job. And of course you had no problem travelling with your companions but two of them were just idiots, to say at least. They may be pretty good during battle but they were just annoying when you had to walk together. Why? Well, they were only arguing, about EVERYTHING. Okay, almost everything, they both were glad walking with you... but not with each other's company...
"... I told you we should go to the right corridor first! But no, (N/N) had to listen to the thief, and of course not the guy who has been there once!" "How was I supposed to know that there would be nothing but five vampires?!" "Ehm, you could have asked ME or the others first before saying that we could trust this corridor! Like a decent person!" "As I would ask the idiot of the group!" "I'm the idiot?! Then who was the idiot who wanted to go through the left corridor!"
They both were starting to annoy the Khajiits. Inigo slightly growled "Stop arguing. We're not comfortable with this yelling. Even when we're on no quest anymore." Kharjo rolled his eyes "Yes, Khajiit is tired of your yelling..."
As you entered Whiterun, a guard approached your team "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." Suddenly he died by lightning. "Well, that was certainly... unexpected..." you said while the others just stared shocked at the dead body. You turned around to face the guys with a smile like nothing happened "Welcome to Whiterun, guys!"
~ Time Skip brought you by an arrow in the knee ~
You and your team were relaxing in your Whiterun house, Breezehome, more or less... Brynjolf and Marcurio were fighting again. It was completely normal for you now but not for the Khajiits who have sensitive ears. Kharjo and Inigo held their ears and growled. "Will you two ever shut up?! None of you should yell!!" Inigo yelled, trying to hold himself back from ripping the guys apart with the daedric sword you gave him. "My ears!" Kharjo groaned "Neither should you Inigo!" Inigo turned towards his friend "I'm not yelling! You are!!" Slowly, you also got annoyed. Mainly because now each one of them where arguing at the same time.
You took a deep breath and slowly went downstairs towards the living room. 'Keep calm (Y/N), try to make them stop yelling before you tear them apart...' "Guys?" They all went silent and looked at you "What is all this yelling about? Like seriously, I'm trying to relax here. Please either shut up or make up, arguments are not healthy for our team." Your partners nodded and mumbled an 'Fine', you nodded "Good, now excuse me, I'd like to sleep. Lydia, can you watch over them in case they fight again?" The housecarl nodded "As you wish, my Thane."
After you went upstairs and locked yourself in the bedroom, Lydia was trying to figure out WHY they were even fighting. The housecarl crossed her arms "Okay guys, what are you arguing about?" Brynjolf and Marcurio glared at each other while Kharjo rolled his eyes and Inigo replied "They're both arguing about (Y/N)." Lydia raised an eyebrow, Inigo continued "They fell in love with her, just like me and Kharjo."
This caught Brynjolf's attention "You too?!" The khajiit shrugged "Obviously. I mean I know her since forever, we have a rough past where I almost killed her... I still regret my decisions..." Brynjolf crossed his arms "Good point. But I was the one who helped her get all the way up to the title as Thieves Guild Master." Marcurio rolled his eyes "Well, I was the one who helped her through hundreds of caves because I know the caves from my past with other adventurers."
Kharjo facepalmed "Is Khajiit really the only one who doesn't want to argue?" Lydia sighed "I've got a solution for this." and she went uptairs towards your bedroom. The others were silent for a second, confused by what she's doing. Then Marcurio's mind clicked "She wants to let (Y/N) choose who she wants to be with!" he practically yelled, but you heard nothing during the chat with Lydia. You then came down with Lydia behind you, who smirked victoriously.
You stopped in front of the bonfire where you kinda looked creepy in front of the men. Also because you had an emotionless-pissed face on. "So," you started "you want to know who I'd choose?" Brynjolf and Marcurio nodded while Kharjo and Inigo just waited for your answer.
"If it makes you stop fighting..." You sighed annoyed "Alright. I'll choose...--"
A/N: You can choose, I'm not good in choosing plus this story is mainly about YOU (*cough* and these idiots *cough*). I would choose Kharjo or Inigo, just because I'm a khajiit and I just adore these two <3 x3
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