TDWT day...

TDWT day 17!

"Hey, ex-wifey,” Duncan said,greeting me with some of the wedding cake they had.

I jumped up and snached it out of his hands. “Hey, ex-hubby. Did you get me a fork?” I asked.

He rolled his eyes. “Now I remember why I divorced you.” He went to grab me a fork.

I giggled. “Why? ‘Cause I’m lazy?” I suggested.

“That and you eat like a pig.” He handed me a fork and I started eating immediately. It was some good cake! “You do realize there’s 5 more feet of cake left. You don’t have to swallow that piece whole.”

I finished my piece in practically one bite. “Yes, which means that I have to eat quickly so I can finish it.” I stood up and grabbed another piece.

“Attention, fellow passengers. Feel alone in the game? Looking for an alli you can call your own? Consider joining forces with me. You won’t regret it. This offer is not legally binded and offer may be withdrawn at any time,” Blaineley said over the loudspeaker.

“Is she that despite?” I asked myself when walking back to my seat, another piece of cake in my hand.

“Everyone hates her because of last season,” Duncan said.

“I just think she’s the stuck up rich girl that no one likes,” I said. He shrugged.

“Ne-how. Welcome to China, a vast country, rich in history, culture, innovation, and sauces. Our first challenge is torn from the pages of her rich history. In 8,000,000 BC, King Damson led a battalion of donkey down this very great wall,” Chris said, pointing to the Great Wall of China.

“8,000,000 BC was the Miocene era. There were dinosaurs!” Courtney said.

“Yeah what she said. We’ve provided a selection of vehicles to race to our mystery destination, there first come first serve. It’s the Chinese way, Ready? Set!” Chris’ phone rang. The ringtone was this shows theme song. I only know this because I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I have watched every episode, because I was curious what was put in as well as what the other team, was doing.“I better get this. McLean here….Yeah, I’m trying to do a show here…”

“Can we go yet?” I asked, getting impatient.

“Mh. Yeah,” Chris said.

“Yeah, we go?” Alejandro asked.

“Can we talk about this later?”

“So we go now?” Duncan asked.

“Okay! Fine!” We ran.

We ran to the top of this hill to get to the wall of China. We were greeted with workout equipment including a skateboard, bike, scooters, clogs, as well as a bunch of other stuff. Al and Duncan were arguing about a bike and Duncan won. I saw a skateboard, and tried to grab it, but Alejandro got there first. Crap. I saw a scooter as did Courtney. She grabbed it at the same time I did. We pulled back and forth, and I got it out of her hands. I got on it and went.

I caught up to Duncan in no time. Alejandro was way ahead of him. “Hey,” I said.

“Nice scooter,” Duncan sneered.

I failed to mention that the scooter was designed for a six year old. It was about 3 feet tall, pink, and covered in hello kitty stickers. I am 5’4”, hate pink, and hello kitty. “It’s better than what was left: a trike, some weird clog things, and roller skates missing all the wheels.”

“I would have taking the trike,” Duncan said. Some weird thing was in front of us It was a circle with a weird checkerboard pattern. “What’s that?”