--hi it's me and I haven't updated for months, just saying if I was you I'd ignore what's happened in the previous chapters and pretend this is chapter 1 because 1) my spelling and writing skills clearly sucked and have improved in the past two years 2) the plot is so random 3) I rarely update, I didn't even know what this story was about until I read it again (and grew appalled by the bullsh*t I wrote - as the writer I suggest you ignore all of that and yeah, enjoy after god knows how many months of waiting for practically nothing but short paragraphs
Ps- I'm not bothered to proof read..sorry not sorry
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He drove me back to my place and left, thank god he didn't come up. Now I can lock the doors without him bursting in. Clearly I wasn't quick with that thought since he appeared after was felt like nothing. "Trying to lock me out again? We both know that's not going to work" he laughed, plopping down on my sofa.
Rolling my eyes I headed to my bedroom and changed into my pyjamas.
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"Did the psycho find a dress?" I said, returning to the living room before taking the seat beside him. "I don't know" he replied sounding rather careless, "Oooh lovers tiff?" I teased, poking at his arm. "Shut up, we didn't have a fight, she's just ignoring me because of that scene you made at the store" he said. I didn't bother replying back to him because either way he'd take anything I said in a vain way.
Don't really want to add onto his big head.
"Marriage." He said. "What about it?" I retorted. "Us two, we're going to married soon. You don't even like me, nor do I like you. Do they honestly think that we're going to fall in love with each other?" He said, beginning to doubt this whole scenario. "This is going to come out sounding so wrong, one night with me will make you rethink that" I said.
"As in se-" I hit him with a pillow. "NO YOU IDIOT, I meant talking" I scoffed. "No offence but I'm pretty sure after all the years we've known each other, we have nothing to converse about" he said, fiddling around with his phone. "Sure we do! Lets talk about how you suck" I grinned as he pushed my head away in a playful way. "How do you break up with a psycho?" He asked me. "You're honestly asking the most inexperienced girl out there about dating/breaking up? Wow, how hard did your mom drop you when you were a baby?" I said, making a 'shocked' expression, as he rolled his eyes at me, causing me to break my act and laugh.
"Ha ha very funny but yes I am genuinely asking you cause you've made it happen between me and Haneul on several occasions and one of those times is because we were walking together in the shopping centre" he said. "Then we do that, tell her to meet you at the mall and then we walk up to her pretending that we're in" I paused for a second to gag in front of him "love, and voila, she runs away crying but this time you don't run after her you love sick puppy" I said.
He hesitated so I took his phone and messaged the devil to meet up in the mall, only to have her respond in with something more unexpected, 'no we're breaking up, bye' she wrote. My eyes widened so he obviously concluded something happened, so he snatched his phone back and read over what she said.
I honestly expected him to be angry and deny wanting to break up with her but he did the opposite, he laughed out loud. "Finally, cruel to break up through text messages but thank God that which has left my life". I just sat there staring at him with furrowed eyebrows. "Seriously, who the f*ck hit you in the face with a bat?" I said, slapping the back of his head, hoping to slap some sense into his easy to manipulate head.
"The fine words of Agust D" he said, hitting his fist towards his heart before blowing a kiss. "Ok that's it for tonight, I'm sleeping before I hear more absurd crap" I said, heading towards my bedroom.
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8am...
I changed into a a white off the shoulder top, black jeans and brown boots. I had recently trimmed my hair (by myself, takes talent you know) so it reached my shoulders and had textured ends because I've been loving that a lot recently. I want other with makeup so I put only mascara and red lipstick on.
I was still shocked from last night, like I never expected Haneul to easily break it off so easily unless this whole thing is a prank on me...but Jungkook isn't that much of a BLEEP to do that to me, is he? Well yes he is.
Do I have a job? No, how do I get my money? Stripping.
Not really although I honestly aspired to become a pole dancer when I was younger. But obviously that was a huge no no when my mom found out so yeah, ended up as a waitress (a/n: I haven't read this story for 2 years, I skipped a few chapters because I couldn't be asked reading it, wow I'm lazy so yeah I don't if she has a job or not :) but now she does)
"Why are you up so early?" Jungkook asked when I stepped into the kitchen, finding him making some protein shake. "If you don't remember, I actually do have a job which I rarely show up to but they still pay me the same as everyone else" I said, grabbing an apple and leaving before he could say anything else.
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I spent the last few hours making coffee and refilling. Could life get anymore interesting? Well it just did the second Hanuel walked in, she wasn't alone though.
Guess which lucky man she showed up with?
TBC
-I'm probably not gonna update this for 5 billion years, so yeah if you're reading this even though I haven't updated for 2+ months, I LOVE YOU ALOT x
YOU ARE READING
Enemies? Not for long
Fanfic"Why does he hate me when all I've done is show him love?" LMAO this is nope- don't read. i would unpublish is but memories of 13year old me is hilarious :)
