"okay big boy, you can do this. all you have to do is put your mind to it. you've conquered Michael Jackson, Russell Senior saying you have halitosis and the whole of Sheffield. you can do this!" he thought to himself as he straightened his tweed tie to match his tweed suit. It was Jarvis' first day teaching at the local school and he was incredibly nervous. "Bye mum, love you!" he shouted to his mother as he left, who obviously ignored him. She was proud of him for actually finding a proper job, instead of gayly prancing around a stage singing about sex in front of 14 year old girls but she knew he needed to move out already, being a 52 year old man and all.
As he was driving he had the radio on, as always and was listening to gorillaz, his new favourite band. As he was singing Feel Good Inc. a beautiful young girl walked past, staring at him weirdly. He knew he had freaked her out so he embarrassingly smiled and rolled up his window and turned the music off.
He arrived at the school feeling fresh and dandy, knowing he could tackle anything. He walked into his classroom and all of his students were already sat down and waiting. The slender man was already 10 minutes late and he wasn't even aware! "Great!! late on my first fucking day!" he thought to himself. He introduced himself to the class and started them on their first assignment. As he was scanning the room to get familiar with the faces of his new class he noticed a very familiar face sat in the corner at the back. it was the girl who saw him in his car this morning!
